Gurl that I hate since middle school: oh I how u been I haven't seen u n a long time this is my husband (deadbeat/whore) they have no kids
Me: oh that's nice I'm doin gud
She cuts me off to try n play me n front of her peoples oh u done get fat over the yrs u use to b so little oh u must b miserable. She whispers to her husband I knew she was going to turn out like this they started laughing
Me: first of all im pregnant not fat so wats ur excuse second of all never miserable my fiance is at work hes a gm at a booming business i dont have to work but i choose to cuz i depend on my self third its blazing hot I'm pregnant peein all day headache n dizzy u don't want to pi** me off with ur bald head rinky dink a** u best take ur shrek lookin husband who wants to b a somebody but is a nobody n get out my face u thought I been quiet n school well u ain't want to see me now ur rebusha(off of norton the movie) lookin behind. She been shocked
Then I got n my car nd played my song look at me now oh look at me now :-) I can't stand when people b tryin to embarass me
For some reason, people keep telling me I'm going to have a big baby. I'm very petite and hardly have a bump! And I don't want to think about having a big baby, since I'm tiny!
My favorite is lately everyone says "Three!? Are you crazy? Why would you want 3!?" Umm well because I do? Thanks for your obvious disgust and concern though.....that and the "you are so big are you sure it isn't twins" comment gets me going everytime.
Hate that everyone has an opion on what I should eat or not eat. But my favorite had to be when I total stranger came up to me @WALMART to tell me how bad labor was going to be really people I know telling me isn't bad enough but I need stranger scaring the shit out of me.
My so called friend asked me "How is ur pregnancy and how do u feel about it"? Then I replied saying its good, I'm pretty excited but just a lil scared. Ha then he said, "No offense or anything but why are you keeping this baby"? Then I said because I obviously want to! Then he said, " if you know u can't handle it then why don't u give it away so it can be happy". WTF I NEVER said I CAN'T handle it!!!! & once before that when he came over my house he said, "Oh you're still pregnant"? Like what am I just supposed to automatically get rid of it. DUMB people. That's the worse comment so far lol.
I'm sick of hearing "it'll only get worse" when I tell people I'm tired (my bb keeps me up most nights with kicks) Oh gee thanks. First of all, I think I understand that babies cry and nerd things at night, but secondly, do you really think that's appropriate to say to a sleep deprived hormonal woman. I swear, ill whoop the butt of the next person who says that...lol
@peytonnoelle I wish I had crackers to shove in ppls mouths when they ask 'have you tried saltines' I CANT EAT SALTINES!! Im 24 wks, still have horrible morning sickness and all everyone can do is "not believe me" 'o I was never sick that long' like im fakin it!?!?! Yeah, believe me, I make myself throw up everything, 5x a day! Uggghhh shut up!
im 21 5'6 and normally 130 lbs. I absolutely HATE hearing "oh your not even showing yet" & they completely ignore me.after. Keep in mind my husbands cousin is also preggo & a bit heftier than me so they always ask her how baby and she.are doing & I get no acknowledgement...
@babymoore if one more person suggests saltines to me, i think i might snap! i'm usually very nice and have some class because i was raised that way (aren't all southern girls ?) so i always just say "bless your heart" hahaha. but seriously, people don't understand that crackers aren't the end all for morning sickness. grrrrrr.. oh, and i love when customers at work ask me "how old are you?" after they find out i'm pregnant. i understand i'm 18 years old, but seriously, they act like i'm 12..
My favorite is people constantly rubbing my belly! People hardly know or don't know. Its like if you weren't touching me before I was prego why are you doing it now? The best part is I had a belly before I I look bigger and am caring the baby low but have a weird fat area kinda above my belly button and they always rub that like they are going to feel my son move! Which is good because I don't want all these weirdos rubbing all low by my vajay lol the other things are the same as some of you other ladies like the "how are you feeling?" I have had such an easy pregnancy and feel great pretty much all the time! I feel like they expect me to say like crap its horrible I hate every second of it lol. Oh and the "being broken just because your prego" thing is driving me nuts! Also my boss who I will point out is a man asked me when I want to stop working. I told him my honest answer which was depending on how I feel and what my midwife says like 2 weeks before my due date. He laughed and said oh no it will be way to busy for you to work then. I am a waitress and since he decided to start cutting my hours as soon as I told him I was prego he totally screwed me out of money I could have been making! Oh well you can't enjoy how great life is without a little struggle and hard times!
@babymoore I'll be 23 weeks in a couple days and all my friends ask like do you just throw up because you want to. Uhhh no you idiot I was just blessed with morning sickness since week 8. And then they say oh it shouldn't last that long. I hate having morning sickness this long I seriously have to explain to everyone im with that yeah sorry I have to go throw up. I feel like it will never go away. Lol but saltines never helped me!
This is my 6th baby and people even strangers feel they have the right to tell me to get my tubes tied! I hate it, just cause I decided to have 6 babies who put everyone else in control of my life? They aren't paying for my babies!!!!
"you need to eat more" i already eat like a cow just because im 6 ft tall and ALL baby doesnt mean im not eating enough.
"your babys going to be born small" wtf
"you need to walk atleast a few miles everyday if youre going to deliver vaginally" youre a man...how in the hell do you know. Id probably have to take a nap walking back..ill pass on walking a few miles.
I just keep getting the whole " are you having twins"? No im not. Lol then they get this horrified look like im carrying 5 babies and they're just going to fall out of me.
Honestly I'm sick of being asked "how are you feeling?" And then get upset when I say I'm fine, like I have to give them a synopsis of pregnancy. Even if I'm not fine I'm not gonna tell you all about it. And people telling me my life is over, smh
I also hate it that whenever I'm mad or upset people automatically say "oh it's your hormones going crazy" like I couldn't possibly be mad cause they actually did something wrong!!!
Oh a man, a gay man at that, told me its best to give birth standing up, that its more natural that way! How in the world could you know that?? And why would I take labor advice from a man, let alone one who will probably never even see someone give birth, he even told me that it was wrong for me to get an epidural! Uhhhhh I'm not having natural birth standing up! Geezzzz lol
@peytonnoelle yes us southern girls arr classy, and usually polite but in 'our condition', maybe not so nice. Im soery ppl give you shit for bein 18, im 22 and still feel like ppl judge. I look like im 16 tho? Hang in there mama! Not to b one of those ppl but I eat fruit when im sick, it comes up easier n tastesa like fruit -_-
I hate when im exhausted just got done puking am still nauseous and starving at the same time and head is killing. Basically miserable and people say " this is a very exciting time in your life you should try to enjoy it" oh really I had no idea my first child was a big deal and why don't u try Feeling this way for a month straight and tell me you are enjoying it.
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Me: oh that's nice I'm doin gud
She cuts me off to try n play me n front of her peoples oh u done get fat over the yrs u use to b so little oh u must b miserable. She whispers to her husband I knew she was going to turn out like this they started laughing
Me: first of all im pregnant not fat so wats ur excuse second of all never miserable my fiance is at work hes a gm at a booming business i dont have to work but i choose to cuz i depend on my self third its blazing hot I'm pregnant peein all day headache n dizzy u don't want to pi** me off with ur bald head rinky dink a** u best take ur shrek lookin husband who wants to b a somebody but is a nobody n get out my face u thought I been quiet n school well u ain't want to see me now ur rebusha(off of norton the movie) lookin behind. She been shocked
Then I got n my car nd played my song look at me now oh look at me now :-) I can't stand when people b tryin to embarass me
Oh gee thanks. First of all, I think I understand that babies cry and nerd things at night, but secondly, do you really think that's appropriate to say to a sleep deprived hormonal woman. I swear, ill whoop the butt of the next person who says that...lol
"your babys going to be born small" wtf
"you need to walk atleast a few miles everyday if youre going to deliver vaginally" youre a man...how in the hell do you know. Id probably have to take a nap walking back..ill pass on walking a few miles.