When you yell @ your husband for bringing you sweet and sour sauce instead of bbq to go along with your nuggets after he was nice enough to go get them for you and instead of saying thank you, you say who eats sweet and sour you idiot!! Lol I can be horrible
When before you were prego you could never eat as much as ur bf/hubby & now that you are prego you can eat all of your food & his and ur still hungry !!
Im so serious lol the other night i dreamed i was eating at a buffet and some lady ate all the chicken. And i went crazy on her ass lol like literally fighting and crying with this woman. I woke up the next.morning and told my brother and he thought i was crazy. Man my baby must love fried chicken and watermelon, its all i dream about.
When you can no longer see your vagina without the help of a mirror. And then cry cause you cant. (So much for shaving!)
When you have trouble putting on shoes that you cant just slip on
Having to literally run across the restaurant cause you think you're going to pee your pants, only to sit down and literally have 3 seconds of pee come out. Gag. So frustrating lol.
when you have to use the bathroom, and then when you start trying to get your pants off its seems like Your about to explode and you can't get them off fast enough. And then you only end up peeing for like 2 seconds. Fml. Haha.
When u need ya hubby to pull u out of the pregnant eating chair .... or help u roll out of bed When ya walk past a shop mirror an think jeez I look like a HIPPO
Lol...I have another.....when your husband gives you a kiss & says good night, love you, then you start crying....wtf...(he knows I'm emotional when I'm pregnant because that's the only times he has EVER seen me cry)
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When you have trouble putting on shoes that you cant just slip on
Having to literally run across the restaurant cause you think you're going to pee your pants, only to sit down and literally have 3 seconds of pee come out. Gag. So frustrating lol.
Made me look spoiled but ive been a perfectionist lately maybe its the hormones
When ya walk past a shop mirror an think jeez I look like a HIPPO