april fools

paganmompaganmom
edited March 2011 in Pregnancy and fathers
I have a hate slash ugh relationship with my ex and bd. So now that he is wanting to be around now I want to mess w him. My first official dr visit is Friday april 1. So I think I am gonna call him and tell him he has twins to pay child support for. Without laughing. But I am not prego w twins. I really want to although I know its mean!!!

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  • baybee1aug10baybee1aug10
    Well I think its pretty funny! Haha.
  • paganmompaganmom
    I think I am. Just wish I could see his face then imagine him telling his wife (that he lied to me about and never knew of until after I got prego) that he's gonna have less money and be broke. I am laughing already...lol
  • baybee1aug10baybee1aug10
    Omgosh he never told you he was married.?!?... yep id definitely do it just to scare the crap out of him.:)
  • paganmompaganmom
    Lol. I really think it would give him a heart attack. And it would be well worth his heart stopping momentarily...thanks for the back up. Wanted to make sure it wasn't too harsh
  • IsItFallYetIsItFallYet
    Sounds kinda messed up. All around.
    Him haVing a wife is too... but it would probably scare her and what did she do to deserve it?
  • IsItFallYetIsItFallYet
    Things such as that is why people say things like 'yeah, SoAndSo is crazy' about people.
  • MyMonkeyFamilyMyMonkeyFamily
    Do it! Lol I wanna play a joke on my bf!
  • pregnantlettemamapregnantlettemama
    Y stop at twins? Triplets, quads, quints... Lol... Besides do u really think hes gonna tell his wife that??
  • firsttimemomctfirsttimemomct
    If possible i would wait till i knew they were both home and print out an early ultrasound of twins....and bring it to them. You can always say later that the doctor was mistaken ;-)
  • pooh22pooh22
    Yea I wouldn't even tell them april fools I would let it sit on his mind make him tell his wife ur going to put him on child support n he might not tell her right away so I would string it along for as long as possible.... very funny
  • paganmompaganmom
    Ok ladies...I told him I needed an ultrasound bc the dr kept hearing more than one heartbeat but he wasn't for sure..and no april fools either..lol. I know some of you disagree but this man tormented me forever and I think tormenting him for a week is well worth it. Going to give him a week and then tell him ultrasound clear w one baby. But he got quiet when I told him..I can picture him rubbing his face like he does when he stresses. Why shouldn't he stress? He went home and ignored me or the baby existed my first trimester. Now he claims to be superdad but doesn't call me. He is class a jerk and I want to hear him stress. Lol
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