sleep (what little sleep I used to get is non-existent)
gag reflex control (brushing teeth is worse)
any & all energy
comfort (I can't for the life of me get comfy anymore)
my internal organs are no longer where they belong courtesy of my darling son rearranging them for me...perhaps he think it will look more 'chic' his way???
when I finally DO sleep; I wake up every 40 minutes to pee. I can't go anywhere especially to the movies; due to peeing so much. Why, oh, why can't theaters pause the movie for the emergency potty break for pregnant women??
My feet are gone. I don't know where they went, but I have an idea as to who took them. If they are replaced by some miracle, I will not press charges.
@booface this is freakin great! I always love reading your comments - so good at making us mommies laugh! :-)) My bras were stollen, along with my dress pants, energy, and appetite.
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:-D I'll keep an eye out for your vagina though!
my shirts (too short)
pants (won't button)
bras (boobs are WAY too big now)
sleep (what little sleep I used to get is non-existent)
gag reflex control (brushing teeth is worse)
any & all energy
comfort (I can't for the life of me get comfy anymore)
my internal organs are no longer where they belong courtesy of my darling son rearranging them for me...perhaps he think it will look more 'chic' his way???
when I finally DO sleep; I wake up every 40 minutes to pee. I can't go anywhere especially to the movies; due to peeing so much. Why, oh, why can't theaters pause the movie for the emergency potty break for pregnant women??
By the way, we should add metabolism and fiber to the list of stolen goods.
@krazymomofadrian I'm all over it! I've got my peeper open and on the lookout! @-)
Reward if found!! :-)
My bras were stollen, along with my dress pants, energy, and appetite.