*Update* That's it! I'm going to the cops!!! OMG CODE RED!!!

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  • That is to funny
  • ps. if anyone has seen my vagina, I think my fiance would like it back.
  • @jwigs LMAO!!! From me???? O:) NEVER!!!
  • Don't take offense, I can't keep most of you ladies straight! Sorry.
  • edited March 2011
    @jwigs I was totally kidding.... I need a sarcastic smiley face thing-a-ma-jig ASAP
    :-D I'll keep an eye out for your vagina though!
  • My brain was the first thing that was stolen.
  • I have lost:

    my shirts (too short)

    pants (won't button)

    bras (boobs are WAY too big now)

    sleep (what little sleep I used to get is non-existent)

    gag reflex control (brushing teeth is worse)

    any & all energy

    comfort (I can't for the life of me get comfy anymore)

    my internal organs are no longer where they belong courtesy of my darling son rearranging them for me...perhaps he think it will look more 'chic' his way???

    when I finally DO sleep; I wake up every 40 minutes to pee. I can't go anywhere especially to the movies; due to peeing so much. Why, oh, why can't theaters pause the movie for the emergency potty break for pregnant women??


  • I think babies are art critics in the womb. And they want to make your insides look more like a Picasso.
  • Mine too please. XD
  • Lol that was just so funny lost my jeans bras sleep and much more
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  • I hear that, @gatorbob.

    By the way, we should add metabolism and fiber to the list of stolen goods.
  • Lol...they stole my waist, my energy, and my bladder control.
  • Oh man! They hit the moderators....have they no mercy?!!! Poor @mama_kat and @mrsdelrae

    @krazymomofadrian I'm all over it! I've got my peeper open and on the lookout! @-)
  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Reward!! My sex life has been stolen. And my bladder control, my patience, and my figure....
    Reward if found!! :-)
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  • So funny. I enjoyed the laugh.
  • @gatorbob sorry buddy...but if I find that it's all MINE!!!
  • edited April 2011
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  • Love your post! Lol. Vry cute an funny.
  • Lmbo my shoes have been stolen...
  • Ahaha you are hilarious girl! That's got to be the funniest thing I've read on here! You rock booface!
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  • My feet are gone. I don't know where they went, but I have an idea as to who took them. If they are replaced by some miracle, I will not press charges.
  • LMAO @jwigs my feet are still there but they're slowly morphing into someone else's! Flip flops excellerate the process!
  • @booface this is freakin great! I always love reading your comments - so good at making us mommies laugh! :-))
    My bras were stollen, along with my dress pants, energy, and appetite.
  • ha ha ha ha that was so funny
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