you know you are pregnant when....

edited March 2011 in First Trimester
*You are driving yourself around and get carsick.
*Brushing your teeth makes you vomit.
*You cry during silly t.v. commercials.
*You yell at people for no reason.
*The smell of dishes make you gag.

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  • you take 15 min to get comfortable in bed just to get back up 10 min later to pee!
  • Yu takn ur b/f shirts cuz yu cnt fit ur own & iz 2 lazy 2 go maternity shoppn.
  • When u find ur shoes in front of the toilet instead of by the door or where they belong.... yes I do this. I get home and make a mad dash to the bathroom ha ha!
  • When you fall asleep getting a pedicure. (guilty) lol
  • You get so excited that ur about to eat what you've been craving, then you take one bite and hello nausea!!
  • A hot dog taste like a hot dog and you can smell what everyone just ate 10 minutes after they ate it.. By standing next to them.
  • You are crowded in a small bathroom when trying to pee at the mall then realize there's no bag/purse hook and you start to cry..
  • *Even looking at the word pregnant makes you want to vomit.
    *sprite, saltines, and pretzels are your main food groups.
    *weird combinations of food are suddenly....delicious.
  • edited April 2011
    • The smallest things irritate you.
    • The bathroom becomes your favorite room.
    • The thought of your boyfriend/husband touching you makes you sick
    • Your bed is your best friend during the day but at night it becomes your enemy.
  • When you hinting a buffet that is 25 bucks per person and only eat meat, mashed potatoes, and an icecream sundae ...did that last night. So not worth it. Was good while it lasted
  • When you put musturd on a del taco soft taco.
  • @ckazfirst: One of my cousins used to frequent Old Country Buffet. She went there so much they knew her by name. Everytime we go to Old Country Buffet (only two of them w/ her) its "Hi Mika"
  • @ckazfirst a buffet sounds so good right now!
  • No one says anything when u eat 8 boiled eggs, a can of fruit cocktail and a half of can of chocolate frosting
  • When your boobs are so tingly!
    When you can't just hop out of bed or you will get naseous (lol happens to me)
  • When your side of the bed contains water bottles.tums.prenatals.Ginger ale.chex mix. And so on I don't wanna embarrass myself lol...surprisingly ya mans side is neater
  • I laughed so hard reading these and can relate to almost all of them!! Just had pickles and cookies for a snack!!!
  • When you can't scrub the bottom of a cup and it makes you cry.
    When suddenly you can smell literally everything within half a mile of you.
    When standing up too fast makes you almost pass out and/or puke.
    When you have to take a nap after doing the laundry.
    When you enjoy having a belly for once.
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  • You know how many tiles are on the bathroom ceiling at work, at home, and the McDonald's that is halfway between both. And the people in McDonald's know you by name and what time you'll be there, and have your sprite and fries waiting for you.
  • LMBO!@! my side of the bed has water bottle, PB&J, English muffin, banana, meds, and random depending on pickiness of night.
    you wake your hubby up eating tortillas chips after two am per trip
    Everything sounds like volume is on eleven when no one else can hear it
  • When you go to pee get back in the bed then get up five min later to pee again

    When all food does not taste like it use to

    When you are not sure to cry or laugh
  • • When you can't sleep and you blame it on bf/bd/husband for nothing they did (ie snoring, moving around)
    • When your once favorite foods now make you nauseous
    • When sundresses (that'll be all I wear this summer) or maternity wear becomes daily your attire.
  • Lol. I agree with so many. Pee all the time. I sleep 45minutes awake 2 hrs. Everything is loud, especially my daycare class(2&3yrs). Everything stinks! ! On and on you all know.
  • When you want food you never liked to eat before. You can tell what brand of toothpaste someone used or if they used any at all. You can smell a sponge fifteen feet away. You developed a new love for slushies and your new bedtime is nine pm. You can't find anything that is comfortable to wear and your afraid you will look like a freak for the next six months because you can't find anything you like on your maternity shopping trips. Oh and your favorite bras hurt to wear because they are so tight now! :(
  • Sickness all day n after 2days of working ur anti sickness tablets dnt work cant sleep at night as cant get comfy my jean n me had a row as cant do them up n my maternity ones r too big need to pee every 20mins everything smells cant brush teeth without wanting to puke cant eat nething not fair but love pregnancy x
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