Funniest thing that has been said...

brodysmammabrodysmamma
edited April 2011 in Just for Fun
Just so we all can get a good laugh what's the funniest thing your kid/ niece/nephew, or a kid in general that you know has said. Some kids say the craziest things you wonder where they get it from and you can't help but laugh.
For instance my friends 3 year old daughter just said "I am not trying to be rude or anyting, thats just how I roll!" Today she also said that she is a "very serious women." Where did she come up with this? It just reminded me of all the funny things I have heard kids say and do.
So tell us your story so we can all get a good giggle. :)

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  • jalemjalem
    my nephew Zion (4) called me to tell my dad to answer his phone... then when i said yeah he said " aunty anna you need to change your name" i said to what he said" to bomb.com cuz thats what you are!!!"
  • sramos26sramos26
    When my god daughter was about 3, she came in the kitchen where her mother and I were and she was being dramatic cause she didn't want to go play...so when her mommy finally said or else, she threw herself on the floor, put her arm over her head and said "just squish me, i'm a cock roach"...we laughed for like an hour....
  • brodysmammabrodysmamma
    Lol thats funny. My friend Lidnsey's daughter I guess just informed Lindsey that she needs to quit licking things. Lindsey said ok that she will work on that lol where does she get this?
  • brodysmammabrodysmamma
    So my little brother just looked down at my belly with the most serious expression I have ever seen and said " I can't believe your pregnant, thats just weird there is a baby in there." Haha oh gotta love teenage boys right lol
  • jbandno3jbandno3
    One day after watching reruns of America's Next Top Model, my 4yr old daughter was walking around sayin "easy breezy beautiful, Cover Girl" and then looking over her shouldet with a little model smile.
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  • myasmommy2009myasmommy2009
    edited April 2011
    My niece celeste has a really bad lazy eye so she wears glasses (she is 5) and my sister and I were talking and she came in cause she lost her glasses. My sister asked her "how can you find your glasses if they are not on?" And my niece said "I don't know.." My sister then asked her "how do you see without them on?" My niece replied very matter of factly "I see just fine, I just see two of everything." And walked or the room. Lol we thought it was to funny
  • 4senough4senough
    My boys, 5 and 7, were playing a video game the other day, and my 5 yr old said "haha you can't get me, sucka." Dad and I laughed for 10 minutes!
  • brodysmammabrodysmamma
    Omg these are so funny. makes me excited for when my baby will start talking and walking haha. I guess I should work on getting through the pregnancy first though huh?
  • rachdbrachdb
    So my son and I left to go to school when he was in kindergarten and there were 2 squrriels getting it on in the grass and he goes mommy look the squrriels r playing leap frog. I was dying kids r great and so innocent but that's what makes them funny
  • BkE913BkE913
    My son wouldn't stop bothering me about something (I think it was about me getting him a cookie and I was trying to get ready or something...) so I said "I'll do it once you get out of my hair!" and he responds with "But I'm not in your hair, I'm on the floor!"
  • mommy_of_adrianamommy_of_adriana
    My daughter who will be two next month and also loves looking at herself every chance she gets was standing infront of the oven door jumpin swinging her arms sayin money money money now freakin hillarious
  • newmummy_5newmummy_5
    haha bfs nephew when he first learnt how to do a poo in the toilet
    "Imma do a poo for everyone"
    said to about 10 people. lol
  • txmoorekattxmoorekat
    My 2 year old is always cracking us up! I came home from work on Wednesday and he said "Hi mommy! I'm Iron Man!". Then he pulled the neck of his t-shirt down to reveal a circular drawing he made on his chest with a marker. I guess he thought he drew an arc reactor on his chest. Lol... We haven't even seen the movie recently!
  • txmoorekattxmoorekat
    My 2 year old is always cracking us up! I came home from work on Wednesday and he said "Hi mommy! I'm Iron Man!". Then he pulled the neck of his t-shirt down to reveal a circular drawing he made on his chest with a marker. I guess he thought he drew an arc reactor on his chest. Lol... We haven't even seen the movie recently!
  • txmoorekattxmoorekat
    My 2 year old is always cracking us up! I came home from work on Wednesday and he said "Hi mommy! I'm Iron Man!". Then he pulled the neck of his t-shirt down to reveal a circular drawing he made on his chest with a marker. I guess he thought he drew an arc reactor on his chest. Lol... We haven't even seen the movie recently!
  • txmoorekattxmoorekat
    My 2 year old is always cracking us up! I came home from work on Wednesday and he said "Hi mommy! I'm Iron Man!". Then he pulled the neck of his t-shirt down to reveal a circular drawing he made on his chest with a marker. I guess he thought he drew an arc reactor on his chest. Lol... We haven't even seen the movie recently!
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