My family left me for dead!
ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL ME?
Before leaving the house this morning...
My daughter sprayed Vicki Secrets...
My son sprayed Axe...
And my Honey sprayed Tommy Bahama...
Now everyone is gone and the gumbo of smells has me sick to my stomach.
Don't they know my sense of smell is better than a K-9 right now.... I think they're trying to kill me!
Before leaving the house this morning...
My daughter sprayed Vicki Secrets...
My son sprayed Axe...
And my Honey sprayed Tommy Bahama...
Now everyone is gone and the gumbo of smells has me sick to my stomach.
Don't they know my sense of smell is better than a K-9 right now.... I think they're trying to kill me!

Comments
@Jellybelly1015 ... Ummm I know the exact perfume you're talking about. My grandma used that junk too... along with a collection of stanky Avon.
@prayingforour3rd ... at least he confined the smell in the bathroom... these smells are partying throughout the entire house. I can't escape it!
I really like the smell of Taboo I still wear it.
My honey celebrated his bday this weekend and I smelled the alcohol in his pores all freak'n weekend... and he usually smells delicious.
My kids take 2 showers a day because they smell like wet puppies after school