kids say the darndest things!

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  • Well my 7 yr has told me that he has decided that first he wants to go to school to be a mechanic and then into the army for a few years and then he wants to go to school to be a Dr before he view back to the army as a Dr! I was like can I have this in writing lol... N my 5 yr old is always sayin strange things; 1 morning while getting dressed he told me he couldn't find his body! N then went and told my bf that he wanted to go to China and b a translator!... N my 3 yr old well she is always sayin funny things and she has such an attitude; the other day though they were all outside and she went up to my bf and said "well I have good news, and bad news. The good news is that I found t Rex footprints." N then she just walked away! Well later on we found out that her bad news was that they never found the t Rex!
  • lol @jamisandefur ya at least he only does it if i dont hear him say excuse me mommy
  • @kfigueroa lol cute! I can't wait to see how our little girl is going to be! :)
  • @QueenBeeDarling yea they are all super cute but my daughter has such a personality; she tells her brothers all the time that they can't b mean to her cuz she is a princess n if they mean then they can't come to her bday party lol and she's super smart and is always convincing my 5 yr old to do the dirty wrk to her schemes but I know better lol
  • Hahaha that's awesome! :)
  • My 3yr old said "I needed big money, its time for me to pay My bills.." after I found 120$ in her wallet! My purse stays on top of the fridge now...
  • Lmbo @mommyforever yea my nana always sings "i got plenty money" but she won't take bills... Just hoards change lol
  • @kfigueroa Lol shes over change now, when I hand it to her shes like "not this money! Greeen money"! So spoiled haha
  • Lol my 6 year old nephew came in my room the other day and I was watching cartoons which I do all the time anywho he asks "auntie why are youu watching cartoons??? Your like a 19 year old girl shouldn't you watch shows with people in them like mommy???" I said cause I like them too and was like "Ooooh I get it!! Wtv you watch the baby sees too! No wonder why. I'm sorry for asking auntie." Lmbo I was cracking up haha :)
  • Aw cute! @charliebby1116! The baby sees too!
  • Ahaha now my 3 yr old jus told us she wants her house to b made out of cheese!
  • I was walking down the stairs and my sisters best friends daughter who was five at the was walking behind me and all the sudden she yells "your butt is big". She was telling the truth and I couldn't help but bust out laughing. If it would have been an adult I probably would have bust out in tears.

    My three year old daughter wraps her hands around my belly and says "I want to hold the baby".
  • Awww my son does the sme thing @expectingmy2nd! Its so sweet!
  • My 2yo son likes to yell out boobies! Well, I took him to the gym on base right after pt...thank goodness he only saw his little friends "boobies" and not the lady next to me changing her shirt!
    Then as I was pickinv him up from daycare, another mom was askimg her daughter for a kiss and he just gave her a kiss bc he thought she was talking to him.
  • Lmbo! Omg that's funny!
  • My husband was hugging me and my son yelled at him and said "daddy don't squeeze her, she has a big belly and you will splash the baby out and get blood on you."
  • Lmbo! Literally!!!!
  • My sister losses her id all the time. So last weekend we when out and when we got home she was emptying out her pockets she couldn't find it yet again and she has only had that one about a month so she starts freaking out trying to think where it could have fallen out after about 10 min she was about to check the car she turned around and my 5 yr old nephew is laughing his butt off he's all "hahha i got you" and pulled the if out of his back pocket lmao i about died laughing i couldn't believe he did that to her and for how long he keep quiet about it
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