Somebody stole my fetus!!!!

edited May 2011 in Pregnant
In the course of the last 48 hours, I have come to the conclusion that someone must have stolen my fetus! :-S

I no longer have a taste for:
Pizza
Oreos
French Fries
or Chocolate!!!!!! :-O

Someone must have switched my fetus with one that wants to eat absolutely NOTHING but is constantly hungry!

My fetus' last known whereabouts were Las Vegas, NV on Sunday afternoon where I enjoyed Chilli Cheese Fries and Chocolate covered Strawberries!

She weighs about 1 lbs and is approximately 10-12 inches tall. She has a huge cranium and enjoys nibbling on her umbilical cord.

If found please return. No questions asked! [-O< :-ss
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