Funny Hubby quotes...Lol!

CajunMomCajunMom
edited May 2011 in Pregnant
I have to share this one:) My husband is sitting next to me while on his laptop. He turns & says "Hey baby, your 24 weeks today"! I say "Yeah, I know"...He then says "At 28 weeks, you'll be in your 3rd semester"...All I could do was laugh & say "No babe, I'm having a baby, not going to school"! That was just too cute & funny:) I had no clue he's been getting baby updates by e-mail...It just melts my heart! Gotta love that man:)

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  • mrs_shumrs_shu
    I just read that to my hubby and he laughed lol
  • valentinasmommyvalentinasmommy
    Well its not a quote but I still thought it was funny.


    So its like 12am the other night and ky baby was moving a lot so I said"somebody's awake" and then my bf said"o they can sleep?".lol
  • kansasmommakansasmomma
    That's cute!!
  • kalasthenamekalasthename
    This isn't a quote but my fiance thinks he can get me pregnant while I'm pregnant...
  • jmaskjmask
    @excitedforbaby that is hilarious lol
  • valentinasmommyvalentinasmommy
    @jmask I kno right.lol hilarious and ridiculous.
  • ashley_smashleyashley_smashley
    @kalasthemame if you had 2 uterus then he could lol...I watched a show about a girl that had 2 uterus!
  • GirlsLoveInkGirlsLoveInk
    @kalasthename my fiance asked me the same thing, I told him I wuznt a dog.. lol thn he said he wuz "joking".. no he wuznt lol
  • snowwhitejsnowwhitej
    we went bowling and when we came home he said your vajay will have to stretch to a 10 pound bowling ball ....i told him no goofy it stretches to 10 cm....
  • kalasthenamekalasthename
    @ashley_smashley I saw that show too but I only have 1...I had it checked lol...my man isn't the smartest peanut in the poo thats for sure haha...he says a lot of stupid crap...I call him my peter griffin
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  • CajunMomCajunMom
    Lol @ everyone! It's hard to remember that most men have no idea what goes on during pregnancy. A few weeks ago I was messing w/ my belly button b/c it's starting to stretch & I was freaking out a little over it...He saw me & screamed "STOP"! It made me jump b/c I thought something was wrong. He actually thought that the baby was attached to my belly button on the inside & if messed w/ it then I could hurt it:) Haha! He thought that since cutting the cord caused a belly button, then when a woman get's pregnant, the cord connects again & feeds the baby!! SMH!
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  • raceylaceyraceylacey
    After my husband and I had sex for the first time after I found out I was pregnant, after he came, he said "twins!!!" totally ruined the mood. hahaha.
  • LittleFaeLittleFae
    I was dancing around the house one day. My husband walked in and freaked out saying "STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHAKE THE BABY!" He was so serious... it was cute but I had to explain how the baby is protected and I was rocking it to sleep lol
  • MyLittleLoveMyLittleLove
    My bf says I pee so much cause im "peeing for two..." -__- I guess that explains it for him lol
  • adri805adri805
    @raceylacey Hahahahah Omggggg something mine would totally say!!!!! He said something like let's get u preg again....umm like helllooo I already am. Another one can't b made while this one is on there. LOL
  • wiseccourtwiseccourt
    My hubbie inforemed me this moring via im im not aloude to tear while giving birth like i have a choice lol silly boy, told him to take it up with his unborn son
  • happymommyof2happymommyof2
    Lol I love these!!!
  • black_butterflyblack_butterfly
    I needed a laugh this morming thanks ladies
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