embarrasing sex anyone??

ericazekendanericazekendan
edited May 2011 in Just for Fun
Okay okay. I know everyones haaaddd to have something embarrassing happen to them during sex. Share ur story, and create some laughs! :D

My boyfriend and I had just started having sex, this was 2 years ago, well we used to keep our phones on the bed, which I don't know why, Haha well I was on top and my knee was on his phone. Not knowing of course. Well, once we were done, we noticed I called his dad, with my knee. Soooo im pretty sure he heard everything. And hes now my soon to be father in law. Talk about embarrassing yeah??!!

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  • ericazekendanericazekendan
    Hahahaha oh wooowww! Id feel the same way tho. Haha that was funny.
  • mamaofchrismamaofchris
    I got one..

    my husband and I prolly 6 years ago we were round 15 and he was 16 we're haveing sex in his room no one was home I am a very loud person we were going at it next thing we know his mom is yelling at him telling him she didnt need to here all of that well after I snuck out he got his truck and dirt bike taken awayy talk about looking at her everytime i see her she's heard us having sex and its akward lol
  • RosiepieRosiepie
    Omg, this actually happened yesterday .... we were right in the middle of sex and I tooted lmao how embarrassing. I could not stop laughing God knows how he was able to finish. I had to cover my head with a pillow cuz I was laughing so hard. Luckily I'm 6 mos prego.(my excuse) Or I'd be more mortified.... it came out of nowhere. Lmao! In 7 yrs together. That's the most embarrassing thing that's happened!
  • ericazekendanericazekendan
    @mamaofchris- Haha that's really funny id be so embarrassed!
  • 5lilangels5lilangels
    About 6wks ago we were in the middle of it and we didn't hear our 5 year old come in and all I hear next is DADDY Why U On Mommy
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  • raceylaceyraceylacey
    Ahhh. Thats like my worst fear, that ill accidently call someone during... I always make sure my phone is far away and not calling anyone. Sometimes I even double check it Haha.
  • TammikinsTammikins
    When we were still dating I was sleeping over at his house. My mom is really protective and calls pretty often. So we were sleeping and I farted one of those long rumbling farts on guys leg. He was half asleep and sat bolt upright saying that he just felt my phone vibrating on his leg. He was searching for the phone I'm the bed for a good few minutes before I finally admitted that I farted on him
  • Mrs4cMrs4c
    Ive peed on him twice now in the middle of it since being pregnant.. :( I even went pottie like 10 min. before we started!!
  • marriedwith_4marriedwith_4
    Omg! Those r funny, I have 2...
    B4 me n hubby bought our house we were n an apartment on the first floor. We was gettin it on so good I was cumin back to back to back.... I was so loud the neighbours above us started banging on the floor and the one next to us turned on the shower. It was about 2 n da morning. I could never look @ them the same. Lmao


    In our house we got so caught up n da moment n never closed our door, we was doggy style having a good time when hubby heard a noise which he thought he was hurting me & I was crying he stopped n ask what's wrong . I get mad n say keep goin. He starts back n the noise starts again we turn around & its my 3 year old ( @ that time ) giggling n laughing @ us
  • charliebby1116charliebby1116
    Haha so a few years ago my ex and I were getting busy and it was the fourth of July so his parents were at a relatives house I'm a loud one so I always have to contain myself so since there was no one home I didn't really care lol so we went all out... as we walked out of his apartment to meet up with the rest of the family we had no idea the neighborhood was having a bbq right outside his apartment >.< everyone stopped talking and just stared at us haha that was really awkward.
  • TheTrondsons1stTheTrondsons1st
    When me and my husband first started dating I was on my period and we were having sex.. I was on top reversed and well I must have got it on my hands cuz when I looked back at him he had blood all down his neck and some on his face! Oh it was awful! I got up and ran to get a towel before he noticed... But he did.. Lol!
  • RosiepieRosiepie
    @firsttimemommytobe lmao glad I'm not the only one!
  • NylasMommyNylasMommy
    so I live with my inlaws, hubby n I never really get to have loud ruff sex unless his parents r gone. so one day, his parents came knockin on our door saying they gotta step out and run sum errands. well, as soon as we hear the car take off here we go, we having sex n im moaning n I was loud just cuz they werent home. we probably did it for an hr n wen we were done my husband opened our bedroom door his dad was in the house the whole time n only his mom was gone n his dad said whats with all the noise goin on in there. lol

    n another time, we were having sex n hubby was on top n his mom didnt even knock n she opened our bedroom door n saw my husband on top puttin in work lol n she stood there n said sorry n im like omg get out already.

    funniest one, hubby was home with our dog n our dog ran out the room with a dildo/vibrator in his freakin mouth n brought it to my mil. omg I could of killed myself lmao. lucky she never brought it u to me. haha

    sorry so long. lol
  • ashesashes
    @mrsforesee I'm TERRIFIED that's going to happen to me one of these days :(
  • ericazekendanericazekendan
    Omg. These are all SO funny.
    glad I started this post(:
    Its almost like fml stories. Haha
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  • Mommie_McAteeMommie_McAtee
    my boyfriend and I had had sex all day on and off and you know when you receive oral that there's always a huge wet spot on the bed! so when we're done he goes to work and I stay there at his moms house and clean the room. his mom and little sister comes in the room and his little sister sits on the bed. and says ugh what is this wet spot why is it so wet! I laugh and his mom tells her girl get yo lil ass outta here! his mom already knew we were freaks! how i just love my baby daddy!
  • Mommie_McAteeMommie_McAtee
    ohh no!!!!!! @usmcwifemommy101107 that is really bad!!! my boy friend would have shoved his entire arm up my cooka!!!!! probably never go down again! that's tragic!!!!!!
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  • Mommie_McAteeMommie_McAtee
    lol wow he's a good one!
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  • Joaquins_mamaJoaquins_mama
    I don't have any stories lol but I wanted to say to everyone that your stories made me laugh like crazy and yall made my day :)
  • ericazekendanericazekendan
    Haha a fart during orgasm and his face down there.. oh man. My baby daddy would just wanna stop. Haha
    these stories are too too funny(:
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