sex story funny (tmi)
Well I'm 37 wks, Dr told me to have lots of sex. Me n hubby were going at it n I was on top bout 3 min I tell him to help me cuz I was getting exhausted.(sex never used to be this hard) well we get done n I sit on top of him for a min n I coughed and queefed at the same time. I start laughing n he says "your cooch just Farted on me' Then I get up n sit beside him n bust out laughing again he asked what I was laughing at. I told him to look at the head of his penis, he looks n says "Wtf is that" I just tell him its a beaver booger. Lmao.... the joys of pregnancy
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