Silly questionnaire to predict your labor experience

SjmomSjmom
edited July 2011 in Giving birth
Ok just for fun heres a silly website where madame zaritska predicts your labor experience. Http://pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-1.php mine was way off, it said I was having a girl, which im not for sure, and the baby will have auburn hair, me and my husband have dark brown hair and so do our two boys lol. But its fun to do!
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  • newmomma13newmomma13
    This is what mine said lmao

    The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and curly red hair.

    note that im having a girl and i have brown hair and my bf has black hair so im sure m baby will not have red hair lmao
  • newmami918newmami918
    mine was rather close- which is kind of scary! it said i was having a girl (i am) she will have brown eyes and black hair (she probably will her daddy is hispanic with brown eyes and black hair) however it said she would weigh 15 pounds 3 ounces and dear lord i hope that is not true. i am pretty sure my cootchie could not handle all of that. i could handle 14 hours of labor and her being born on a rainy day but that whole 15 lb business is uncalled for! lol
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  • newmomma13newmomma13
    lol and a 14 pounder lol im sure this is all crap but it was fun to do and see what i got back
  • Jaime77Jaime77
    Mine was way off..said cloudy and late morning, I delivered on a sunny evening. Predicted a 20hr labor it was actually 8 hrs with a 15lb brown eyed girl, I delivered an 8lb blue eyed boy..fun tho ;)
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  • ExcitedForOctoberExcitedForOctober
    WTF! Mine says the following...
    My labor will be 35 hours! :O ...it better not be! Or I will turn into one pregnant BIOTCH
    My baby will weigh 4 lbs!...impossible since he is already 2lbs and since according to it its gonna be cold outside when I give birth and it won't get cold for atleast 3 more months!
    My baby will have dark hazel eyes and auburn hair...ummm :-? Kf so, somebody will be demanding a paternity test...
    Oh and it said I'm having a boy!...WOW Just WOW, how did it ever guess???
  • ExcitedForOctoberExcitedForOctober
    @newmomma13 Whoa you are going to have one huge ginger baby! LOL!
  • newmomma13newmomma13
    @ExcitedForOctober so it says lol i do plan on having a big baby cause im 5'9 and my bd is 6'4 so yea well see what happens
  • jamiesandefurjamiesandefur
    well it seems correct about mine.. lol it says
    The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and some black hair.

    im having a girl.. and the dr is talking about me having a big baby, im 34 weeks now and shes already 6lb 4 oz haha.. wow..
  • MythicaMythica
    @newmami918 LMAO! That made me laugh, no lie! xD
  • MythicaMythica
    ALSO! If you refresh the page without resubmitting answers, all the answers change.
  • sweet1sweet1
    The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and fluffy red hair.

    Seems pretty close for me lol I've got red hair, and the father has hazel eyes. Last year it was pretty warm here the end of october/early november.
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  • allyssasmommyallyssasmommy
    Mine was way off I'm not having no 10 lbs and 14 oz and 17 inches long labor lasting 20 hrs ohhh helll no I wanna quick easy birth I'm already scared of it lol
  • newmami918newmami918
    @mythica haha glad you gotta kick out it. I did too.
  • mschopmschop
    The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and fluffy auburn hair.
    I know I'm having a boy, he's very proud of it, but the rest is possible
  • mschopmschop
    Wow this thing thinks alot of people are going to have big babies,
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  • Mylittleman2011Mylittleman2011
    This is what mine said LOL ( not even close)
    The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and fluffy red hair.
    --Im due in December in Oregon chances of it being hot not going to happen
    --Labor 19 hours maybe but dr expecting just like my first which was less than 20 minutes hard labor
    --I'm definately having a girl verified again today :-)
    --12 lbs are u kidding I have little babies and that would get stuck
    --Omg I'm having carrot tops kid sh*t better tell my hubby!! Lmfao
  • Cmasat4Cmasat4
    Mine was way off! I am having a girl but it said she would be 12 lbs roughly! OUCH then it said she would have dark green eyes and a patch of red hair....I have very red hair but all of my families eyes are blue so.... but it also said I was going to have a 19 hr labor! My first one was a 15 hr labor, CANT I GET A BREAK!
    lol
  • mommakk88mommakk88
    It won't let me open the link it makes me close the app
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  • mommakk88mommakk88
    Got it lol had to switch over to internet. Um I can believe the 35 hour labor but 14lbs???? A boy??? I'm having a girl lol might have auburn hair though....


    The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the late evening.

    After a labor lasting approximately 35 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and fluffy auburn hair.
  • jalemjalem
    The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and a little patch of red hair.
    Lolz I dout this is true concidering my hubby is black and I'm hawaiian... Lol
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