What is the most embarrasing thing that your child has done?
When me and hubby first met my oldest son which was about to turn three mooned people on the sixteenth street mall and there was so many people around. I was so embarrassed. 
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once my son was 3 we were in Disneyland on the autotopia we were at the end at the red light well the light turned green and my son yells out move ass holes the light is green it was the first time he ever swore I was so embarrassed
and another time he was 3 we we're having finner at my dads they always have thought it was cute that my brothers when they were young would touch their boy parts to play the make it bigger game I told them that I saw my son go it asked him what he was doing and he said the same and then he yells out well mommy I was trying to make it bigger like daddy! I was mortified lmao. :-j
Also, at my eye Dr. appt. which is in the same walmart...he was sitting in his stroller while I was having my eye exam and the lady that works there said to me " Uh, your kids peeing on the floor" WTF? he had a diaper on! and somehow managed to get his thing out the side and pee everywhere! I had to buy him new pants and when i went to change him his diaper wasnt even wet! how does that even happen? lmao
When my youngest was just starting to talk we had a dr appointment for my husband. She had recently made the connection between the word fart and the noise from her tush. She farted and kept yelling in a waiting room full of people " I farted! I farted!" Lol
The worst was my oldest step daughter...going thru potty training wed leave the bathroom door unlocked in case she had to go-her potty was in there. Well I happened to have my period it was a super heavy day and I had 'leaked' and in comes Jenna. Who for the next THREE years proceeded to randomly bring up the time I had an accident in my pants and bled everywhere.
My son now 5 at the time 2 we was walking in walmart I got him a lil outfit and we went into the changing room so he can try it on he said out loud don't look at my weeder wacker you pervert I was to embarass cuz we were teaching him at home bout sexual predators and wat to do or say when something happens. I was to embarass I said you don't tell me that I'm your mama boy. People were looking at us when we came out, I had to show proof that he is my kid.
Another time I was changing his pants in the changing room cuz he wasted his drink all over his self y the hell that child ran out running around screaming I don't want no clothes I like being nakey everytime I got close he would stop and start dancing people tried to catch him he goes swyper no swiping swyper no swiping. Thats how I met my now bd he was the one that caught him. Lets just say that when we go to walmart now they basically know him by name and all!!! The crazy thing is he behaves very well and knows how to act
*BUMP* more stories please.....LOL!