Favorite Pregnancy Embarrassment

RhiRiotRhiRiot
edited October 2011 in Pregnant
What's your favorite embarressing moment so far from being pregnant?

Mine would have to be when I was at work and threw up and peed my pants. I had to go and tell my boss why I had to go home right away.
That was probably the most embarrassing part.
"Hi I'm 26 and I peed my pants"

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  • vanalkrvanalkr
    rotfl! too funny!

    mine would have 2 be puking everywhere and having ppl ask me (all concerned) "are you alright" i once almost ran over an old lady in walmart running to the bathroom with my hand over my mouth! i was pretty embarrassed the night i was so consitpated i was just on the pot screaming 2 hubby.."HELP ME!!!" lol..ya that was the worst!
  • RhiRiotRhiRiot
    I think all the puking and peeing of the pants and poo from our own bodies really train us on how to handle having a baby lol. I'm totally immune to cleaning up vomit now, its ridiculous. Lol
  • Supermom405Supermom405
    edited October 2011
    Lol good thread mines would definitely be when I was brushing my teeth I started to choke & peed myself but Hubby was right there & he thought my water had broken & started to freak out then when I told him what really happened he laughed at me all day & told his mom!!! Til this day when I brush my teeth he tells me to sit on the toilet smh lol & he promises he's gonna tell our baby when she gets order
  • allyssasmommyallyssasmommy
    Lol mine was when me and the. Hubbie where having fun he was all down there and bc of prego and gassy I farted in his face lol oops
  • tinka1326tinka1326
    When from a rough session in the bedroom I started bleeding and had to tell the doctor what we were doing to cause the bleeding. My partner now loves the story that he f**ked me so hard he put me in hospital lol
  • imanewmommy06imanewmommy06
    Mine would def have to be me pumping gas and gettin sick...so I threw up and pee'd my pants....ppl kept staring...and a guy asked "r u ok"...I said "yep it's jst pregnancy".....then he said "r u sure bc ur pants r wet".....I jst smh and left...I wanted to cry....then at work I got sick and pee'd my pants...good thing I work in a department store and have vag wipes on hand....I had to tell my supervisor...she jst laughed and said u should wear pads...lol ooo the joys of being preggo!...I'm glad those days r coming to a close....37 weeks today woot woot!!!
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  • naliibby2naliibby2
    lmao!! these r soooo funny!!! its 5am n I'm feeding my bby reading these n LOL so loud that I woke my bf hes all "huh" b I said can I read u somethin so I read him @vamalkr @supermom405
  • willothewispwillothewisp
    Love this thread
    Mine is, was constipation so doc prescribed me softners which took a few days to take effect but in the meantime I had the worse gas ever. Nearly died of embarrassment went o.h. told me he'd walked into bedroom (after I'd gone to bed an hour earlier) & was hit by the most repulsive smell it made him throw up!!
  • owensmommy1213owensmommy1213
    I think my most embarrassing one was in my first trimester. My roomie & her man wanted waffle house and I wanted subway, so we went to subway and then waffle house. Well I ordered a drink from there so I could get free refills & I drank the first glass and didnt feel wonderful (plus waffle house smelled like bleach) so I handed her my money and started walking to her car. Well as soon as i got out of the door of the waffle house, I had to throw my head back to keep the throw up from coming out right at the entrance way. Needless to say by the time I got to her car I threw up an entire parking spot full. YUCK.
  • Supermom405Supermom405
    @naliibby2 lol that's funny,
  • tizpeartizpear
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who's been peeing! I have wet the bed so many times this pregnancy. Most of them are when you have the dream that you are peeing on the toliet. Last time, I just felt wet...I woke up hubby to tell him I think my water broke - then realized I wet the bed. He was mortified! (I hadn't told him about ALL the other times.) Now, he wants me to sleep with a pee-pee pad under me, like our kids!
  • LittleFaeLittleFae
    I peed on my dog....

    I was about 18 weeks and still had really bad morning sickness. And everytime I threw up I would pee myself and not just a little but empty my entire bladder. Even if I peed first it was like I had never gone.
    Well one night I got up to use the bathroom and get a drink of water. I go back to bed and as soon as I laid down the water came right back up. I had no time to get up and run to the bathroom so just rolled out of bed and landed on top of my dog. He had started to sleep on my side when I got pregnant before he always slept on hubbys.
    Well, I landed on top of him and started ralphing in the small garbage bin by my bed, and my poor dog being right under me got the short end of the stick when I peed myself I peed all over him as he just laid there terrified until I finished. I soaked him in pee....
    But he saved me from having to shampoo the carpet and ever since then he has listened to me so well, its like I went and dominated him hahahha
  • mommy2b1111mommy2b1111
    I fart when i laugh and pee when i sneeze
  • EricaK22EricaK22
    I threw up on my cats a few times with them being in the way, and not wanting to move. When I was about 21 weeks I started gagging, and had to pee really bad..but didn't make it to the bathroom...I threw up and emptied my entire bladder on the bed room floor. :-<
  • RhiRiotRhiRiot
    The lack of bladder control is the worst. I pee when I puke so I have to puke in a bucket. Not my most embarassing but I've thrown out 5 trash cans bc we didn't have plastic bags in them already and puke smell never goes away. One time at work in the bathroom I puked in the little side trash can dealys that you're suppose to put your tampons in...well those things don't hold up very well and since I threw up milk it was all liquid and the entire bag bottomed out right into my work pants. When I told my boss I had to leave she was like "did you pee yourself again?" "No...puked." "iew."
    My daughter better love me best that's all I'm sayin.
  • abbys_mommyabbys_mommy
    I thought my water was leaking so my husband brought me to the er and turns out that I was just peeing my self lol
  • RhiRiotRhiRiot
    I have a new one that just happened today. I was saying goodbye to a woman that's leaving the company and while talking with her I totally accidentally let out one of those POP farts. It smelled too. I'm not sure if she heard it but its super embarrassing. I'm currently hiding out in the bathroom posting this as we speak.
  • jennalynne87jennalynne87
    One time I had the worst stomach ache in the world, I was like doubled over in pain, we were getting ready to leave work (i carpool with my dad, hubby and 2 brothers) my dad told the boys that I get shot gun so I could be comfortable instead of being in the middle of hubby and brother. The poor boys were stuck in the back so smooshed up and then my hubby and I get in the car and I let out the biggest farts in the world. Like 4 of them. I was like "oh wow my stomach ache is gone!" my husband gave me the dirtiest look ever. My brothers found out and now I get "hey gassy how's the tummy?"
  • starrxoxo9starrxoxo9
    Omg these are so funny!! Lmao @littlefae!!

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  • beccibecci
    I would go pee in the toilet, wipe, pull up pants, take two step, and pee my pants. All. The. Time! My most emarassing moment..
    Hubby wouldn't come to bed and I was feeling randy, so I took care of bidness myself. Only I got a little too carried away at the big moment and hubby came rushing in thinking I was in labor!! I about died from embarrasment!
  • Alwayzbeenurz2008Alwayzbeenurz2008
    edited October 2011
    Omg @littlefae u almost killed me just now I couldn't stop laughing
  • RhiRiotRhiRiot
    @becci OMG! That is too funny!!
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