I put orajel... (tmi)

Kimberly4411Kimberly4411
edited April 2012 in Not Pregnancy Related - NPR
On/semi in my vagina, sex kills me ever since giving birth and i thought it would help, fyi it DOESN'T =(( i think there is a brick in there somewhere, i've been sitting on the toilet thinking i need to poop from my vagina (its the craziest thing) lol
If you feel the need to numb your lady parts, please dont use orajel, go to the store and buy something made for it

Comments

  • LilSugarsMommaLilSugarsMomma
    I cracked up, too! Too funny.
  • Kimberly4411Kimberly4411
    @mom2ing thank you! @mommy2ari @lilsugarsmomma glad i could make ya'll laugh, mu husband thought it was funny too until he realized he couldn't feel the end of his penis lmao
  • mommyof3girlsmommyof3girls
    Omg! Lol
  • Lourdes26us1Lourdes26us1
    OMG lol!!!!! :) too funny!!
  • smcoxsmcox
    Lmbo... Till he couldn't feel his penis! Haha too funny!
  • DavidnAadynsMamaDavidnAadynsMama
    Maybe try taking a bath to rinse it off/out lol. Sorry to laugh, its not funny
  • YNVTishYNVTish
    RMAO... I had to read this like 3 times. (oh my stomach hurts from laughing)

    Hey whatever works... LOL

    FYI, when it hurts your body is trying to tell you something. If you numb it you might find yourself in a worse situation.

    The funny thing is my Dr prescribed me ointment lidocaine for my hemoroids ... Well I was using it daily. One day it was super hot and the lidocaine melted and got in my vagina.. when we had sex I could have sworn he wasn't even in. LOL

    I was so numb I didn't feel... Shit
  • LilSugarsMommaLilSugarsMomma
    Hahaha, that probably gives him a whole new meaning to the phrase "numb nuts"! :))
  • MyLove2MyLove2
    ^ lmao
  • MollyMolly
    @LilSugarsMomma LOL!!!
  • Kimberly4411Kimberly4411
    Well i'm glad i shared it then lol hubsters didn't want me too but i had to tell somebody! I'm tellin ya, it was most unpleasent, but it only lasted an hour and a half, glad we didn't have plans after, i was waddliing like a duck and my husband was trying to decrease the time it took to feel his penis lmao, i'm sad i cant share this with my family :/
  • AKmommyAKmommy
    I had that same feeling and it was a kidney stone, maybe have a doc do an ultrasound?
  • MáthairMáthair
    I've used it on my nipples when Lilium started cutting teeth... It sort of worked there.
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