When you get old..... !

YNVTishYNVTish
edited April 2012 in Just for Fun
Just for fun...

Compairing your physical status now to your life at 70.. When you get old... What physical issues do you think you will have?

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I'll go first...

My memory will go first! I can't seem tovremember shit right now even if I wrote it on the back of my hand Id forget to even look.

Also I'm sure I'll be wearing a double hearing aid with a booster, amp, tweeter and woofer boise audio system. LOL

Comments

  • KindellKindell
    Unless i get my eyes and boobs fixed. Def they will be first to go. I hope my eyes first lol
  • YNVTishYNVTish
    @kindell who needs eyes when you have a great pair of hooters. LOL
  • captivatedcaptivated
    Considering I have spent a hefty amount of time in assisted living facilities, I think I know exactly what I will have!

    COPD
    Lung Cancer
    Diabetes
    alzheimers/dementia
    Osteoporosis

    !!
  • YNVTishYNVTish
    @captivated ... RMAO! Looks like no shuffle board for you! You'll be that old lady trying to bum a cig but too sore to get up and can't remember if you've already asked . LOL
  • trixiesmom8trixiesmom8
    It'll def be my mind and hearing..I'm horrible at remembering things and I feel like I have to ask someone 20x to repeat what they said cause I didn't hear them the first time.
  • stephforever89stephforever89
    I will probably have loss of hearing before i hit 70 lol. Bad back & hips. Memory loss .
  • DavidnAadynsMamaDavidnAadynsMama
    Im with @captivated without the diabetes lol
  • ValVal
    ill def. be blind n memory lost! lol
  • RoxyRoxy
    My back
    Hearing
    & being more mean lol
  • dadof2n1togodadof2n1togo
    Dead because my wife will have killed me by then lol
  • YNVTishYNVTish
    @dadof2n1togo ... That's a smart lady! Who needs you when you're old... Take the life insurance and become a cougar .. LOL. J/k
  • MyLove2MyLove2
    @dadof2n1togo I'd be planning my getaway right now lol.

    @YNVTish That one joke you said to dadof2n1togo got me feeling sorry for any man that's married to you when your old lol. Your kids will have so much fun if you end up with dementia lol.
  • tashaloutashalou
    My boobs and unless someone use tweezers on me ill have a wispy beard! Lol
  • YNVTishYNVTish
    @aishamusa... I already have a small case of dementia and my kids are having a ball.

    I was in the car yesterday and my 8 and 10 year old were fussing about who was going to sit in the front of the truck...
    Well I was officially labled cRaZy when o said... "stop fussing and go take a shower." Instantly everyone broke out.laughing.. the day before I was cooking dinner and my daughter started crying. When I got her settled I sat there for 10 minutes trying to remember what I was doing. After I started to smell burnt food in the air... My dumb butt remembered.LOL.
  • kayleigh27kayleigh27
    Probably my memory or my eyesight
  • my3menmy3men
    my memory, its very bad now and im only 24.And im going to be a mean old woman.
  • dadof2n1togodadof2n1togo
    I am used to being threatened and yeah she would enjoy.my life insurance I'm sure lol
  • MyLove2MyLove2
    @dadof2n1togo You better find someone else less harmful to use under your life insurance. Lol but honestly im sure you wouldnt stay with a lady that's harmful.
  • MyLove2MyLove2
    @YNVTish You may wanna have other people do that kinda work like cooking for instance if you forget easily.
  • EricaK22EricaK22
    I'm going to be a mean old lady lol and my back will go out if my knees don't go first from the abuse from jogging
  • julesjules
    My memory I already feel like I forget things all the time. Then my back since I am always doing something physical I already have bad back. Then my legs are either going to give out or continue being the strongest part of my body, just due to the fact that I am a dancer and runner.
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