My B***h of a neighbor :) UPDATE MY SILENT PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!******

ChelsChels
edited May 2012 in Not Pregnancy Related - NPR
She called the health department on us today. We put our trash out yesterday because we did a really big house/yard cleaning. And we had a storm last night that blew a diaper into her yard. There are a ton of cats out here so that's probably how the diaper got out of the trash. So anyways..my fiancee got up early and decided to watch some tv and that's when they knocked on the door. He answered and they told him they got a complaint about us. So once they decided that nothing was wrong they asked if we have rain drains on our street. Josh said nope that's why its flooded. So the health inspector said he is contacting our park manager because if it doesn't get fixed they might have to shut him down! LMAO!!! so the bitch thought she was f**king us over but in return she is f**king our park manager over and she is going to get in trouble!!!!! We moved here in February and we have had problems with her since! She said our puppy shit in her yard so she called the park manager and he didn't do anything I guess so she got pissed and put dog shit on our steps! Does anyone have any ideas for me to get back at her? LOL

Comments

  • sehra4177sehra4177
    Wow, the time people have on their hands! I don't have any ideas for you but good luck!
  • ChelsChels
    Nope @2ndbutfirst it doesn't seem like it...
    @sehra4177 yeah she is probably like in her early 50s so I guess she has plenty of time...my fiancee said to get one of my sons stinky diapers and rub it on the back license plate so that she gets a ticket LOL he has a demented mind :)
  • MijitaMijita
    Send her a cake and thank her for bringing the flood issue concern to the proper authorities. Then tell her to make sure she saves a piece for the park manager as she's gonna need to do some serious apologizing! Ha ha ha.

    What comes around GOES around!
  • ChelsChels
    @mijitta I think she deserves a dog shit pie...good idea :)
  • a_wagnera_wagner
    Pull a billy Madison and put flaming dog shit on her door step
  • ChelsChels
    YUP@bexiewexie
    LMAO I wish I had the balls :(
  • ChelsChels
    @a_wagner
  • TheTrondsons1stTheTrondsons1st
    I know what you mean about crappy neighbors. lol. we get the cops called on us all the time.. like about a week ago they came because our neighbors were playing loud music and our other neighbors called the cops on us. LOL. they have called even when no one is home. i guess when anything goes wrong they automatically assume its us. so i just have my husband play with his band really loud with the garage door up. :) i bet they just love it.
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  • LilSugarsMommaLilSugarsMomma
    Order like $100 worth or pizza and have them delivered to her house haha.
  • Steph_Due_101611Steph_Due_101611
    @bettymomma "EAT... MY... SHIT..." lmmfao omg that was hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
  • MollyMolly
    @LilSugarsMomma I did that one time to a girl back in high school. That was so wrong of me but kind of fun ;)
  • ChelsChels
    @Molly is it easy to get caught?
  • MollyMolly
    @Chels Nope, just have their address and their phone number handy and that's really all you need! The girl I did it to never found out it was me. ;)
  • ChelsChels
    I don't know her number :( @Molly
  • YNVTishYNVTish
    @chels... Unless you want Karma knocking on your door next Id leave her alone.

    What I would suggest is to use a little trick psychology on her ass. Go to her door and apologize and try and be her friend.

    Keep your friends close and keep your enemies even closer.
  • ChelsChels
    Yay!! Just an update...SHE PUT UP A FOR SALE SIGN TODAY!!!!!! Pray that I get a wonderful neighbor with a life LOL =]
  • kayleigh27kayleigh27
    Woot!! Lmao!
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