You Know You're Pregnant When/If~~

edited February 2011 in Just for Fun
I thought it would be cute and fun to do one of these... Kinda like, "You know you're a Redneck if" :)
Let's see what everyone has up their sleeves.

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You know you're pregnant when you start eating foods you hate and start hating foods you used to eat...
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You know you're pregnant if you use these phrase alot more than normally, "Now why did I cone in here again??" Or "Where in the wold did I put that!?"


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  • You know you're pregnant when you make an emergency run to the grocery to pick up milk and pickles before an ice storm hits!
  • You know your pregnant when u pee pee a lil bit on yourself.. I know my bladder is super weak... Lmao
  • You know your pregnant when you first go somewhere and look for the bathroom
  • You know your pregnant when u wake up every 5 min to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
  • every one feels the need to tell you thier -horror story-advice-old wives tale- while you just smile and wish you could go -throw up-eat-pee-sit down- breath normal!!!
  • You know your pregnant when your new curfew is 6 or 7
  • You know your pregnant when a sneeze causes you to pee yourself...2 4 1 deal
  • You know your pregnant when commercials make you cry :-((
  • You know youre pregnant when you cant sit through movie night without falling asleep ... You know youre pregnant when your daily routine mimics that of A newborn, eat,.sleep, pee
  • You know your pregnant when you think that delivery may actually be easier than having a bowel movement. X(
  • You know you're pregnant when you dread putting a bra on
  • You know you're pregnant when u eating ice cream wit pickle n french fries.

    You know you're pregnant when u curse ur dog out for no reason but the dog is ur bf lmao.
  • U know ur preggy when both u and hubby stare at ur round full perky boobs with aw and wonder...but hubby can only look! Don't touch!
  • U know ur preggo when a slice of pizza (or any other yummy morsel) damn near gives u an orgasm as soon as it hits your tastebuds.
  • You know your prego when you crave things like lions choice at 3 am and can't sleep until you get it.
    You know your prego when you want three different things for dinner and go to three different places to get one thing at eat place.
  • You know you're pregnant when you have recordings of the food channel.
  • ...when you throw up your breakfast and are immediately hungry for round 2!
  • You know youre pregnant when you look forward to your lunch break so you can catch a nap.

    You know youre pregnant when you are hungry every two hours but nothing sounds good!

    You know youre pregnant when your fuze is suddenly cut in half and when your not irritated, you are crying, peeing, nauseous, eating, or sleeping..
  • You know your pregnant when you have trouble reaching your feet to tie your own shoes.

    You know your pregnant when your boyfriend has to push you so you can sit up.

    You know your pregnant when you have to literally roll out of bed.
  • You know your prego when you crave things like lions choice at 3 am and can't sleep until you get it.
    You know your prego when you want three different things for dinner and go to three different places to get one thing at eat place.
  • U know ur pregnant when ur dieing for just a small coke an u know its breaking the rules but u havr too....
    U know ur pregnant when u can eat more than ur bf/hubby...
    U know ur pregnant when it 2am and all u want is a milkshake and a pickle,,, yum
  • U know ur pregnant when its 3am and ur craving a 1lb porter house steak but ur too nauseous to eat it and too tired to get up and cook it... so u opt for pickles instead.
  • u know ur pregnant when ur husband complains more about pregnancy symptoms than u do and u just want him to shut up and rub ur feet!
  • When u tell ur husband u will kill him if he dares to throw away leftover pickle juice. Cuz u want it all to urself and u actually love drinking it :P
  • You know ur prego when almost every food commercial on tv looks good enuff to eat

    You know your preggo when u order an egg that u wanted for over an hour and they forgot to put soy sauce n duck sauce u get so mad u end up ripping the poor ladies head off over the phone jus for soy sauce n duck sauce....feel so silly
  • You know your pregnant when movies like hotel for dogs makes you cry and then has you thinking about hot dogs with all the trimmings
  • You know you're pregnant when you have acid reflux medicine next to your prenatal vitamins.
  • You know your pregnant when you can smell the neighbors 5 houses down cooking popcorn
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