Woke up this morning, ON THE COUCH (boyfriend?!?) The coffee table was fully stocked snacks abd beverages id never eat and the best part? I opened the fridge to find a bowl full of fully popped pop corn! Wth?!
I know this may sound crazy. But I used to wake up and drink everything in my sleep. I found out if I sleep naked, I don't get up. EVERY time I sleep with clothes ok I wake up on the couch or wake up drinking something or weird stuff like that. Let's just say I sleep naked now, it freaked me out at times.
Hahaha at least you figured out your problem! We realized just now tgat our air conditioning was on.. I mustve flipped it on last nifgt! Its 39 outside here!
My husband woke me up because there was a spilled bag of Cheetos on the bed and the WHOLE pitcher of kool-aid on my night stand. We later found a bag of marshmallows in the bathroom. Who had cheese fingers and a kool-aid 'stache? That'd be me. Glad I'm not the only one who sleep creeps on food! Haha
Omg im laughing soooo hard mrsstanley_x!!! Haha, I did it again last night! I woke up this morning and walked to the bathroom and on the way I realized my right palm was sticky, in the bathroom light I found a rainbow of little colored circles on my hand and next to the bed? Skittles, haha
@lilbun915 Haha I Love skittles! And I tried to deny it was me but..... the evidence was pretty strong. Lol I loooove the fruit punch Gatorade, and Cheetos are my drug of choice so it's no wonder I keep sneaking them even when I'm asleep! Apparently I sit up and talk about hot dogs sometimes (I swear my husband is lying!). *sigh* these babies make me do crazy things!
@misskristin I'm glad you can laugh with us, too! Haha it is definitely weird to KNOW you did something from the evidence, but not remember it. Lol my husband finds great joy in it, too
thats funny. even before i was pregnant id wake up in the middle of the night and eat, ALL THE TIME. my mom and brother was watching a show about eating disorders and said there was something on there about it. i use to keep stuff beside the bed to snack on in the middle of the night.
@MrsStanley_x2 thats the part that made me laugh so hard! Like, your husband gets up to pee in the middle of the night, finds marshmallows in the bathroom and like.. a cheeto stuck to his back.. comes back to the bedroom and flips on the light to find a bed full of them plus a pitcher of red stuff next to the bed and youre like "what the hell honey?! I have NO idea what youre talking about!" with those cheese fingers and the infamous kool aid stache! haha ps. cheetos are without a doubt my drug of choice too.. !
@lilbun915 that's awesome! Lmao actually reading it makes it even better! He shook me awake and had a confused look but was laughing at me, and I was sooo mad cause he woke me up, then Because I thought HE spilled Cheetos on the dang bed! He made me go look at my face and I knew I was in trouble! Hahaha
@MrsStanley_x2 this is SO funny to me haha.. he told you to look at your face?! that is tooo much! I'm literally almost in tears right now haha. It's SO embarrassing! I felt like a child when I saw my hand this morning.. like I had been at the zoo on a hot day man handling skittles!
@lilbun915 Hahahaha man handling skittles! Lmao I seriously felt like the little kid who gets busted for eating powdered donuts and denies but but is covered in powdered sugar! It made me feel like a little fatty..... so I just ate some more Cheetos to feel better! Muwahaha
@mrsstanley_x2, well yeah.. I mean, I didnt throw out those skittles I found next to the bed.. haha And uhhh, what do our guys expect were going to do in the middle of the night?! Come clean!? You just woke me up from an awesome post snack coma and youre gonna try to get me to admit that I was the one that put the bowl of popcorn in the refrigerator. Not happening haha
@mrsstanley_2x i know! haha can you imagine me, little pregnant lady.. waking up in the morning after being totally embarrassed crouching down next to the bed to clean up my nights work and making the conscious decision to just go ahead and eat them instead of waste them? NO SHAME! haha @blessedmom_2x that sounds just about right to me! If I woke up in front of the open fridge with chicken in my hand I would most definitely eat it haha!
oh man that is so funny i have never had an experience like that but then again i dont have Cheetos or anything good like that in my house...my bd wont buy that kind of stuff, but im sure if i didnt have the yummy snacks you ladies have i would be the same way...lol.......now i want cheetos....ahhhh....lol..
@snowwhitej - girl.. that's what your glove compartment and desk drawers are for. I work in the health/medical field and I'm not supposed to have that stuff in my house either but clearly my subconscious is gonna get it when it wants it whether I consent or not!
@MrsStanley_x2 exactly and as long as your diet is not based on delicious cheetos, those little pieces of heaven are harmless Plus I kind of think if you don't remember eating it, it doesnt count haha
@mrsstanley_x2 my favorite even while I'm wide awake "What happened to the piece of cake on my plate?" - "uh.. you ate it" - "What?!! I mustve blacked out" or whenever I bring candy home my husband opens the bags of groceries and shoots me a dirty look and I just go "I don't even know whats in those bags, I blacked out" haha
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ps. cheetos are without a doubt my drug of choice too.. !
And uhhh, what do our guys expect were going to do in the middle of the night?! Come clean!? You just woke me up from an awesome post snack coma and youre gonna try to get me to admit that I was the one that put the bowl of popcorn in the refrigerator. Not happening haha
@blessedmom_2x that sounds just about right to me! If I woke up in front of the open fridge with chicken in my hand I would most definitely eat it haha!
@snowwhitej I LOVE Cheetos. My husband doesn't like when I eat junk, but by this point he learned to pick his battles when it comes to my snacks! Haha