The Strange Meat Man... *UPDATE*
Every month, I buy boxes of meat out of American Gold Label's van. It's great food and I have a good laugh with the guy and his wife. Well, the last time I bought some, about 2 days ago, they brought along another man with them. He was close to 7 feet tall, and had a very weird personality. The man and his wife introduce him to me as "Mr. Chipman". We shook hands (mind you, I'm 5'2" and his hand is three times the size of mine) and all of us continued our conversation. We talked about when my hubster would be coming home (his name is David, he works in California and we live in Michigan) I bought a couple of boxes of chicken and steak, filled out the receipt with my card info, cell number and address like I always do. I left to get the meat in my freezer and instantly received a text message from a number I didn't recognize. This is how the convo went... (Keep in mind, I'm 34 weeks pregnant and have been happily married for almost 4 years)....
Him: Hi there beautiful
Me: Who is this?
Him: Mr. Chipman
Me: I don't think it's right or legal to take my number from a receipt.
Him: Its ok ms lady plus i plan to visit u and c if we can set up something between the 2 of us so u wont have to go so long while daves away sound good?
Him: Well what do u say bout my offer?
Me: What offer?
Him: Bout me taking care of ur needs while ur mans away
Me: Ummm NO! I'm not a cheater! And its gross that you want a one night stand with a preggo chick!
Him: I dont want a 1 night stand u can have ur husband i will b ur boy toy and come when u call for as long as u want. Send me a pic
Me: I'm not that type of girl, sorry.
Him: Well can i come c u this week and just spend a few hrs wit u so we can get to know one another?
Me: You can stop texting me, that's what you can do.
Him: Can i have a pic of ur breast
Him: ?
Him: Were did u go? U r very sexey looking u should love how u look will u plz say something
Him: Life is good, life is short, lets b friends and go on a date. If things seem right and no ones n sight lets hold each other and watch the stars shine bright
Him: Good morining hope u have a wonderful day
Him: Im soaked from head to toe i love my job
Him: What cha doing sexey
Him: I need an australian kiss
Just now he sent me a picture of a girl giving a guy head, and he wrote on the bottom "Sometimes its the little things that make a bitch worth keepin"
As for the australian kiss, I had no idea what that meant, so I asked my hubster. He said it's like a french kiss but down under and can only be done to a girl. I am so offended by these text messages but I couldn't help but laugh after I found out what an australian kiss was. He thinks he has a vagina? Lol. Hubby is changing my number tonight.
*UPDATE*
I am currently PO'D!!
I called my bank card and there was a credit of $200 on the transaction history from the meat company from TODAY. Then that WEIRDO calls and leaves a voicemail saying he's gonna wait at my house until 11pm for payment!! I'm like WTF? Obviously I already paid you people and now he thinks he has a reason to come to my house?!
Then, I got a call from the corporate office.... They are sending my account to collections for the meat?! I'm suing these idiots. I'm gonna take that $200 they credited to my card and file a lawsuit. If this isn't harrassment, I dunno what is!
Him: Hi there beautiful
Me: Who is this?
Him: Mr. Chipman
Me: I don't think it's right or legal to take my number from a receipt.
Him: Its ok ms lady plus i plan to visit u and c if we can set up something between the 2 of us so u wont have to go so long while daves away sound good?
Him: Well what do u say bout my offer?
Me: What offer?
Him: Bout me taking care of ur needs while ur mans away
Me: Ummm NO! I'm not a cheater! And its gross that you want a one night stand with a preggo chick!
Him: I dont want a 1 night stand u can have ur husband i will b ur boy toy and come when u call for as long as u want. Send me a pic
Me: I'm not that type of girl, sorry.
Him: Well can i come c u this week and just spend a few hrs wit u so we can get to know one another?
Me: You can stop texting me, that's what you can do.
Him: Can i have a pic of ur breast
Him: ?
Him: Were did u go? U r very sexey looking u should love how u look will u plz say something
Him: Life is good, life is short, lets b friends and go on a date. If things seem right and no ones n sight lets hold each other and watch the stars shine bright
Him: Good morining hope u have a wonderful day
Him: Im soaked from head to toe i love my job
Him: What cha doing sexey
Him: I need an australian kiss
Just now he sent me a picture of a girl giving a guy head, and he wrote on the bottom "Sometimes its the little things that make a bitch worth keepin"
As for the australian kiss, I had no idea what that meant, so I asked my hubster. He said it's like a french kiss but down under and can only be done to a girl. I am so offended by these text messages but I couldn't help but laugh after I found out what an australian kiss was. He thinks he has a vagina? Lol. Hubby is changing my number tonight.
*UPDATE*
I am currently PO'D!!
I called my bank card and there was a credit of $200 on the transaction history from the meat company from TODAY. Then that WEIRDO calls and leaves a voicemail saying he's gonna wait at my house until 11pm for payment!! I'm like WTF? Obviously I already paid you people and now he thinks he has a reason to come to my house?!
Then, I got a call from the corporate office.... They are sending my account to collections for the meat?! I'm suing these idiots. I'm gonna take that $200 they credited to my card and file a lawsuit. If this isn't harrassment, I dunno what is!
Comments
@FirstTimeMommyToBe I live in a good hour from him, but since that happened, I've been staying with my mom.
@LMelanson I know!
@lilbit01_209 If he shows up, or threatens me, I will be calling the police!
@snowflake I'm calling them after my number is changed. I hope he gets fired!
@lovinmyunborn I called and told the owners about it, and he was already fired. I don't want to text him at all, I rather change my number and just stay with my mom until hubster gets here.
@kristaf22 You're right, but me calling the cops really isn't gonna do anything for those other girls if he's stalking more than me. He never threatened me, so the cops would just tell him to leave me alone.
@OregonMama Lmao! That's disgusting. I would think he'd be totally surprised about that kiss.
@texasmom3 If he makes a threat, or shows up, I'm calling the police. Then again, I wouldn't know if he showed up cuz I'm at my mom's.
What's creepy about your situation is that he knew your number and where you live! Idk what's so sexy about pregnant ladies. Maybe its a primal thing?