kids say the darnest things

mszcastillo

i was watching my four year old niece yesterday & she comes up to me and was like "aunt lindsey, you know you have stripes on your stomach right?" :-|
gosh i can't wait till she gets pregnant (hopefully 20 years from now) & shes sitting there complaining of her stretch marks & i get to remind her of what she told me when i was pregnant...

sands3

My son was laying on his stomach in the bath last night, stands up, penis hardened and says...."mommy look at my penis, its longer like a brachiosaurus!" It was so funny!!!

misspregger6989

Lol! I was over at my moms house and started sneezing. After I was done, my 5 year old sister goes "You sneeze like an ugly girl." Ouch lol

thankful828

My cousin and her 3 yr old live with me and she always comes up to me and says when is that baby coming out? And its still a boy? Man, I really wanted it to be a girl.