Belly touching....are you for real?
It's concert going season here in Indy and my husband and I went to see Incubus last night. It was all fun and games until I entered the public restroom. Drunk, drooling, (mostly) underage females flocked to me like zombies on their final mission...IN THE RESTROOM! Trying to touch my belly, loudly commenting on how cute the belly is (while drooling). Females, I KNOW you have just used the restroom and I also KNOW you have yet to wash your hands. Do NOT come at me (zombies) and touch my belly! This is unsanitary and just plain disgusting. I'm trying to enjoy myself too and you are making it extremely unpleasant. I think next time I may pack some pepper spray in my purse to ward them off as I make my great escape....

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