Soooo... i just had my baby 3 weeks ago. And my boyfriend cheated on me. The skanks husband called me and told me he caught them in bes together at his house.... wtf am i going to do?
First, you should slap him. Then, you should throw him one of @blueberrysmommy's famous throat punches. Then, you should kick him in the balls. Lastly, you should do all 3 simultaniously.
Step one: Empty bank account (Thank you @loveourlittleone ) Step two: Deliver a hard slap across the left side of the face Step three: See step two, just make sure to switch sides (or not, it's up to you...) Step four: Deliver a solid punch to the throat Step five: Deliver a heartfelt kick to the balls Step six: Repeat steps two thru five simultaniously Step seven: Make like Chuck Norris and round house his lousy ass!!!
Beat the snot out of him. Then get away from him. You don't deserve or need that! I would also get a child support order started. No one needs that crap & you really don't need it after blessing him with a beautiful child!
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Step two: Deliver a hard slap across the left side of the face
Step three: See step two, just make sure to switch sides (or not, it's up to you...)
Step four: Deliver a solid punch to the throat
Step five: Deliver a heartfelt kick to the balls
Step six: Repeat steps two thru five simultaniously
Step seven: Make like Chuck Norris and round house his lousy ass!!!
Theee end!