I guess I'm just old but...
Pull up your freaking pants!!!! I swear I am so sick of seeing idiot people's underwear. I just saw this group of dumbasses walk past my office and they were all walking like they'd crapped their pants because they were trying to keep their pants comfortably around their fluffing THIGHS! In the process, I saw every style and brand of stupid underwear. Really?!? I needed to see your stupid teal boxer briefs? I was DYING to know that you wear Joe Boxer smiley boxers? And just when I was pissed about that crap, two idiot girls walk along after them, and I see their thongs!!! I don't want to see your stupid dental floss panties either! Who decided that was an interesting fashion statement? Why wear a belt if your pants are at your mid thigh? I'm sorry, I'm too old to tolerate this nonsense. I can tell you this, if some idiot thug EVER comes to my house to pick up my daughter looking like that, I'm sooooooo giving him an atomic wedgie! I mean, if you're gonna show your underwear, then shouldn't I snatch them up your dumb ass? X(
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Plus the poor non skinny men go to buy pants and they're all out of their size cuz skinny idiots buy them just to sag them.
and im with you on that note i hate seeing those saggy pants and undies and them walking funny and holding their junk UGHHHHH what a dumbassss fashion statement!!