Thank God your pregnant!
Just picked up my 7yo from school. They called cause he was throwing up. This is his first year there. So I go into the office & the nurse & secretary look worried & are whispering. I tell them I'm Joes mom & I'm here to get him. The secretary & nurse take one look at me & start to giggle. I look at my shirt (did I drop some food on it?) and look at them, perplexed.
Suddenly the nurse says"Thank God your pregnant!"
After my son threw up he didn't want to go home because he'd miss art class so he says mommy throws up all the time, but no one makes her lay down. These two thought that Joes mom must have an eating disorder he was picking up on & were debating if they needed to call someone about it. Thank God my bump is huge!
Suddenly the nurse says"Thank God your pregnant!"
After my son threw up he didn't want to go home because he'd miss art class so he says mommy throws up all the time, but no one makes her lay down. These two thought that Joes mom must have an eating disorder he was picking up on & were debating if they needed to call someone about it. Thank God my bump is huge!
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His brilliant answer"Mom it's pretty obvious. You're huge after all!" Thanks a lot smart@$$!