a baby boner? lol tmi

LaFiiTz89LaFiiTz89
edited June 2012 in Babies
Can someone plz explain to me how my little 9 month old baby boy gets huge hard as a rock boners when he is sleeping.??lol o know it's. Not like he's dreaming of naked baby girls or something. Lol it just freaks Me out and of course hubby thinks its so funny

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  • Janet_2011Janet_2011
    lmao , maybe he is dreaming of naked baby girls and you just dont know :D . im jk, i think is man nature
  • candy101candy101
    My baby used to get them everytime I change him lol. I am sure its just something to do with blood flow. Or mayb you have a little six or seven month old baby girl around that he has his eye on? Lol
  • LaFiiTz89LaFiiTz89
    Lol I'm like wtf I have a perv baby and he cracks up everytime I wipe him. And when I give him a bath he plays with it. What a lil nasty man haha
  • candy101candy101
    Lol mine has not found it yet. I hope it takes him a couple more months. Knowing me tho I will probably laugh my butt off.
  • Summergirl22Summergirl22
    edited June 2012
    It's very natural and actually a good sign. Every male does this at night. It's like a way for the body to keep it functioning. Even 90 year old men experience this. It has nothing to do with "wet dreams" (I know you were joking)

    Just thought you might want to know the real reason for it. :)
  • newmomma13newmomma13
    its normal...grown men have that have you ever noticed your so's peepee in the morning?
  • LaFiiTz89LaFiiTz89
    Yeah I get mad cuz I think he's dreaming of bitches lol @newmomma13
  • newmomma13newmomma13
    Lmao I don't see mines while asleep but I do when he wake up..I be like ooo la la lol
  • smcoxsmcox
    My 7 month old gets them too, has since he was only a couple weeks old. It freaks me out too. And her grabs himself all the time, I know it has nothing to do with sex but still weird.
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  • candy101candy101
    They all play with them when they figure out the are there.
  • LilSugarsMommaLilSugarsMomma
    Ahahahaha dreaming of naked baby girls. That shit is hilarious!! For real though, my son gets them too, only he's turning 6 soon and he is like "why is it big and hard like that?!" Omg just wait til you have to explain them to him... ^#(^
  • LaFiiTz89LaFiiTz89
    Omg I'm gonna say cuz u gotta pee? Haha lol Idk @lilsugarsmomma
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  • LilSugarsMommaLilSugarsMomma
    @armahnismommy I know, but he's with me half the week and his dad the other half so when it happens while he's here with me, I just change the subject and tell him to leave it alone lol! Oy, the thought of having "The Talk" makes me all sorts of nervous.

    LOL @lafiitz89 That's not a bad answer. It's true, at least in the mornings haha.
  • usplus2usplus2
    Ahahaha this made me crack up my son has found his private too and now everytime I change him he's grabbing himself and laughs lol.
  • MyLove2MyLove2
    Lmao embarassing, can understand their curiosity though :D
  • EricaK22EricaK22
    My son ALWAYS has one. As soon as I undo the diaper and pull it off, it's there! I think it's hilarious. He grabs on himself the whole time his diaper is off..he even grabs his little balls LOL
  • my3menmy3men
    my son also have it in the morning, before he go pee, he is 4.
  • PregnantELFPregnantELF
    Yep my son too, he grabs it as son as his diaper is off and laughs, he also plays with it in the tub and his balls, I tell him "quit grabbing your bird, its gunna fly away" lol he is 8 months!
  • trixiesmom8trixiesmom8
    I am so glad I don't have to experience this until I have a boy lol.
  • babiescomin2011babiescomin2011
    MY NINE MONTH OLD HAS FOUND HIS. AND PINCHES AND PULLS ON IT LOL I'M LIKE DUDE YOUR GONA HURT YOURSELF LOL. THERE SO INNOCENT. IT'S FUNNY
  • mommyof3girlsmommyof3girls
    Lol im w @trixiesmom8 im glad i havent experienced this yet. Funny post to read tho.
  • tinka1326tinka1326
    My almost 3yo has been toilet training for about 6 months... Now he is in jocks he has free access all day... It's the only toy we cant take away from them lol
  • pregoagainYAYpregoagainYAY
    When my son was 4 he got up to use the bathroom and clearly had morning wood and he looked at it for a minute grabbed the back of the toilet stood on his tippy toes and aimed in the toilet I never laughed so hard in my life
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  • pregoagainYAYpregoagainYAY
    @mamakat lmao
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