When random ppl put their hands on your belly and constantly ask you questions, and feel the need to provide you with outrageous amounts of repetitive unwanted advice.
You learn the true meaning of bloated... When you have more mood swings then a teen getting her period for the first time.... When not being able to shave your let's makes you cry
When...you hate your full length mirrior,trade jack and coke for prenantial vitamins and milk,notice every public restroom in a 10 mile radice and get angry when you ask ur s/o if the mens room had a changing station and he says no.
Some of these just crack me up! But my hormones are normally as bad as some of you ladies describe, so:
When my mood swings mellow out, when I start losing weight unexpectedly, and when whoever buys my next jar of pickles becomes my best friend for the next ten minutes. XD lol
You start crying over a song u heard in the radio... not just a fee tears in ur eye either... full in crying. And then feel rly stupid about it and cry again cuz ur so emotional
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When you have more mood swings then a teen getting her period for the first time....
When not being able to shave your let's makes you cry
Oh and when you are in a store and can't hold your fart and blame it on your kid or a kid by you lol
When my mood swings mellow out, when I start losing weight unexpectedly, and when whoever buys my next jar of pickles becomes my best friend for the next ten minutes. XD lol
2. You have the nose of a Bloodhound.
2. You have the nose of a Bloodhound.