lol pooping on the delivery table

edited March 2011 in Pregnant
Does anyone else have that fear? I didn't the first time but I do this time
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  • Hahaha.. its not really a fear, but it makes me wonder haha! My husbands swore if I did, he'd make fun of me forever & take a pic to put on fb! Of course, he's kidding about the pic part, but gosh I just don't even wanna know if I do it lol
  • I'm so worried about pooing in front of everybody! Some people say u get your poop shoot cleaned out(forgot the name of it) when u admit if u have time. But idk if they do that or if my hospital does. I hope they empty mine out when i get there!
    Has anybody pooed on the table or has anyone gottwn cleaned out upon arrival?
  • My husband said i left a pebble! Haha i dont even care...i just wanted my OUT cus it hurt!!! Well the contractions!!
  • They never cleaned me but heck its so hard to poo during contractions. At least with induction you get a heads up and can clean out before lol. That's it I'm going to start cleaning me out now. I don't want to poo lol that be embarrassing considering I have ibs. Tmi I know
  • @beatrice1436 lol a pebble how cute reminds me of my bunny. I rather a pebble then diarrhea lmao
  • Haha my bby daddy said before we go to the hospital he wants me to poop an pee to get it out my system haha
  • Lol good luck on getting the pee out of your system.
  • @ Proudmomma..well the whole night I felt like I had to go..and every time I tired I guess I was pushing my son out and by the time I got to the hospital I was 9 cm and the couldn't pee (cus they asked me to) and my water didn't brake..so they broke it..so I when I pushing that's what happen..yea Im not embarrassed at all!!
  • Haha I friend of mines says she farted wen she pushed I dnt kno wat I rather do though
  • @ beatrice1436 ya definitely nothing to be embarrassed about. Wow so you didn't get drugs did you?

    Lol my bf says I will pass gas and he started laughing. Its cause I'm so bloated right now and the baby is positioned right so its stuck
  • @vanessa90 I farted on the table we still laugh about it lol
  • Haha if I fart or poop I hope no body has there cam corders on
  • @ Proudmomma..no time for drugs! It was fast like 2 1/2 hrs...then I had to call in to work the next day!
    oh..and definitely won't be recording the birth,just after:)
  • Lol but the doctors head is right there lmao. Its going to be like jackass 2 all over again minus the helmet
  • @Beatrice1436 that's what scares me is my first was 6 1/2 hrs being induced and I progressed to fast for an epidural. This one if its shorter I may not be able to have drugs if I start labor naturally. Once my water breaks its over.
  • Oh no..i hope its not that long for you or me! If its shorter you can do it w/out drugs:)!!
  • I did with my second no big deal midwife delt with it straight away n caught bub a min l8r, was more worried about the baby wraped several times in his cord but hes all good
  • I had pebble poop and my husband cleaned it up. It happens when you are trying to push and it's not that embarassing. Hey . . . Are legs are wide open for all to see.
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  • Honestly with my first pregnancy I had same fear but when them contractions hit hard I I wanted that baby out I couldn't care less and staff know what to expect they see that sort of stuff all the time and I still don't know if I did or didn't and if I did nobody mentioned it everyone was so happy my son was born and seeing ur beautiful baby will make all ur fears seem foolish good luck
  • I had an enema with my oldest but no matter how much I requested one with my second they wouldn't give it to me...I told them over and over that I ate 3 large meals while out christmas shopping (I was in labor the whole day...but didn't let that stop me from shopping) I knew I had to poop but they kept telling me it was the baby pressure....so my crapping on the bed was their fault...
  • Ya they tel u when u in labor dont eat or drink nothing how could u eat es hile in labor food be last thing i think about in labor
  • god i hope i dont do that
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  • Ah I'm so scared! My husband would give me so much shit(pun intended)for the rest of my life!
  • Yeah dont eat the day u go in. And i heard ifu eat lots of cheese that it helps clog u up, lol.
  • This my dears is why you don't drink caster oil for trying to get ready, it gives you the runs and you squirt while delivering lol. My Gma warned me on that lol
  • Lol we all will keep it in
  • I did till I cleaned out all day before labor! I had nothin to poo on the table than god my body worked right . Advice take Castro oil to clean u out ....ONLY IF YOUR FAR ENOUGH TO HAVE THE BABY. IT CAN CAUSE LABOR.
  • Would if you don't know your gonna go in labor? I ate the night b4 ...i was suppose to go to wrk the next morning but end up going in labor..
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