for mommies with children funniest story
What is the funniest story you like to share about your first child??
Mine is when my daughter janiyah was about 5 months old I was giving her a bath in the big tub I turned around for a moment to get her wash cloth and towel and when I looked again she had pooped in the tub and made a attempt to eat a piece.. ewwwwww! It was gross but she knew no better so I had to laugh she is 6 now I mis the innocent days lol
Mine is when my daughter janiyah was about 5 months old I was giving her a bath in the big tub I turned around for a moment to get her wash cloth and towel and when I looked again she had pooped in the tub and made a attempt to eat a piece.. ewwwwww! It was gross but she knew no better so I had to laugh she is 6 now I mis the innocent days lol
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Jas my daughter just got out of the bath and was in the livingroom naked (she liked to air dry) we heard a giggle and all we saw was this naked lil body running down the hall towards the bathroom and bedrooms with 60 dollars in her hand. We never saw it again. She also used to take the house phone and drive by in her little car and drop them in glasses of soda. We went through 4 phones. She used to call goats dogs. I miss those days. I hope this baby is as much fun.
Lol oh yea when Jas was little she was obsessed with the movie snow dogs. Well she loved the part where Cuba would shake his butt in front of the dogs. Well Jas got out of the tub and came in and said naked "hey doggies" while shaking her butt. It was hilarious. Lol I could go on all day.
I took her driving in a parkinglot and well she decided she was done and started getting out of the seat to the back seat while the cat was moving lmao. I freaked lol so we are waiting to do that again
Well she asked what was the blue things on the back of the chubby lady's leg. I said oh those are "various veins. Her legs are under pressure. " She replied sadly.. " Oooh ok.. what are they mommy?" I replied again "varicos veins"
She sat there and watched the lady while looking sad for her. 30 mins go by and she notice the lady giving hugs to leave. Well my daughter gets up and goes over to the lady and hugs her.
I'm sitting there like OMG WTF ... cuz you never know what's gonna come out of Jaszys mouth.
She hugs the lady and say "you take care of yourself... my mommy says you have very close veins.. take care ok"
I was so embarrassed!
Liam is 4 now, and when I told him he was getting a new baby he looked grim. I asked him what was wrong and he took my hand and said, "Mom, I just don't know if I have enough love for another baby, I just love Simon so much." Omg I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
At Simon's first doctor appointment the doctor opened his diaper and it was like it was on a timer-Simon peed ALL over the doctor's shirt, his tie, his hands, it nearly reached his face. And I just stood there laughing hysterically.
Simon is 2 now (and he's tiny-the size of an 18 month old at best), and he's not as advanced verbally as Liam was, so he has no idea that we're having a baby. So the other day he's sitting in the bathroom with the circular from Target and looking at the pictures, and he saw a pic of a baby holding a bottle. He got his 'threatening' look on his face and said, "Go way baby! My dink! My dink baby! Go way!" Then he makes a fist and says "Mushle baby! Mushle!" (It means muscle) and starts punching the shit out of the picture. The best part is, he hasn't had a bottle in well over a year, so I don't understand why he was so upset. All I could think was...oh...we're in so much trouble.
When my daughter was 8 my new husband and I told her we were expecting. She asked me," mom is the baby gonna be black?" Both of us are white, so I don't know where she got that from, although she goes to a pretty mixed school.
When my 2 year old was 1 and we were expecting her sister I would take her baby and pretend that it was crying and give it a pacifier trying to teach hew what babies do. I was still nursing my 1yr old and so one day when I made the baby cry I said maybe she's hungry and held her up to my chest. She grabbed the baby doll and flung it across the room!
My husband makes up weird words all the time. While changing our 2 yr old one day she only had a little piece of poop, so he said," oh its just a butt nugget." Recently she has started using the word love and when I went to change her, she told me," I love butt nuggets!"