You know your pregnant when you want apple dipped in caramel and covered with peanuts and you search the whole damn wal-mart and cant find none! I walked around the food section like 10 times for those.
You know you're pregnant when your sister calls you "fatty"in the sweetest, nicest way possible and you can't help but want to punch her in the throat.
You know your pregnant when you wake up freaked out that the dream you had about being in labor might be true, then go to bed at night praying you will go into labor already!!
u kno ur pregnant when ur man comes home from a twelve hour day and the first thing u ask is do you have any dill pickle chips and proceed to raid his coat for reeses
U know ur pregnant when u and ur 4 yr old son have problems with the same stuff...putting ur shoes on, finding that thing u just had, getting out of the bath tub, crying over everything, waking up from nitemares, eating weird food like ketchup on everything...lol
U kno u pregnant when u spot an older women going into a super walmart, make eye contact, and u both damn there sprint to the those powered carts u ride in. (i literally raced this lady, n almost peed on myself laughing)
You know ur prego when u wanna give urself a pedicure but can't cause u can't reach ur toes. You know ur prego when u eat strawberry yogert & its like an orgasm in ur mouth. You know ur prego when u only hve about 5 out fits to wear to work & u feel ugly in all of them. You know ur prego when ur hair roots r down to ur ears cause u hve to wait to get them done again so its safe for the baby. You know ur prego when u can't 'trim' down there...cause let's face it, u can't SEE it anymore!
You know ur prego when u wanna give urself a pedicure but can't cause u can't reach ur toes. You know ur prego when u eat strawberry yogert & its like an orgasm in ur mouth. You know ur prego when u only hve about 5 out fits to wear to work & u feel ugly in all of them. You know ur prego when ur hair roots r down to ur ears cause u hve to wait to get them done again so its safe for the baby. You know ur prego when u can't 'trim' down there...cause let's face it, u can't SEE it anymore! You know ur prego when u drop & forget everything!
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Yuh know you're pregnant when you're husband doesn't take your symptoms seriously &nd only laughs at you lhh
To help you smile even when you don't feel like it. Glad you're actually laughing out loud.
You know your pregnant when you ONLY want the foods you don't have and you get heartburn from breathing
You know ur prego when u eat strawberry yogert & its like an orgasm in ur mouth.
You know ur prego when u only hve about 5 out fits to wear to work & u feel ugly in all of them.
You know ur prego when ur hair roots r down to ur ears cause u hve to wait to get them done again so its safe for the baby.
You know ur prego when u can't 'trim' down there...cause let's face it, u can't SEE it anymore!
You know ur prego when u eat strawberry yogert & its like an orgasm in ur mouth.
You know ur prego when u only hve about 5 out fits to wear to work & u feel ugly in all of them.
You know ur prego when ur hair roots r down to ur ears cause u hve to wait to get them done again so its safe for the baby.
You know ur prego when u can't 'trim' down there...cause let's face it, u can't SEE it anymore!
You know ur prego when u drop & forget everything!