I am so full of gas. Me n hubby r watching the game n he told me he's gonna put me out the room if I let anutha go. I'm trying but they just ease out. Lmao
I always tell my bd, "excuse me! I have a human being sitting on my everything! Want me to sit on you and see if you can hold it in?! Lol, he still says I'm gross and then 5 mins later he does it, lol then I get all bent outta shape, neverending cycle
What's with the double standard?! If one might slip out (i try to never fart in front of him...I still try to hold them in or let them go silently) he is completely childish about it..DID YOU JUST FART?!?! But he can fart every five minutes.
I just had to have my hubby drive me home from the restaurant where we play Quizzo every Tuesday because my tummy hurt so bad. I drank water with baking soda and am lying across the bed with my butt in the air. I am now farting on a whole other level. Truly epic stuff. Feels a lot better, though! :O
Lmao! Too funny. He moved to anutha seat n the front n left me n da back row by myself with a cover n said I better not smell shit it ur banned from the man cave
My bd be over exaggerating something seriously he talk gosh girl u trying to kill me I say I know you aint talking when I have to open all doors and windows before I pass out
My daughter oh my gosh I gotta tell you guys this. Ok my daughter shes four now at the time she been 3 okay everybody in shoney's eating and my niece goes and get a chocolate filled cake. Soon as she cut in my daughter screams out illl mama mama tiny eating boo boo. Lmaoo she said it like 3 times real loud everybody been looking it been to embarrassing
Well ladies good luuck getting the epidural u are so numb after the baby u start having gas bc they give u a stool softner and u won't even feel them come out! The nurse can. Be talking to u while ur farting and u can't hold it in cause u r numb
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@zexy4da011 wow! R u serious ?