@lilbun915 that would work if i worked...right now im a stay at home prego....and my bd can smell snacks from a mile away i have no chance of eating them myself...lol
@mrsstanley_x2....at least your husband learned that..my bd thinks he can fight about anything...lol
Now I want cheetos.... I just to take ambien to help me sleep!! I have done some pretty crazy stuff while on those.. It definitely mostly involved eating! I woke up one moring to smooshed nutter butters in my bed... I have also made a sandwhich, and put the knife full of mayo back in the drawer.. I have woke up on the stairs before.. All kinds of weird stuff... But, with no recollection!!! Needless to say, my husband has forbid those ambien in my house ever again... I still do wake up and eat, but usually I have some sort of recollection of it.. TOo funny!!
OMG @MrsStanley_x2@blessedmom_2x, are you ready for this?! It happened, AGAIN.. ok? and, confession.. I have a thing for squeeze cheese right now, like cheese in a can.. not like cheetos- those are my number one, but I have been liking a squeeze on a cracker from time to time. Anyway, i woke up on the couch again last night and apparently I got up and had some squeeze cheese and crackers because they were placed neatly on the coffee table in front of me. My boyfriend was the one who woke me up this morning because he left for work earlier than me.. he sat down at the head of the couch and he goes "enjoyin that squeeze cheese huh? You wanna know where that can was when I walked out here this morning for coffee?" I go "OMG what!?" he told me when he walked downstairs and into our living room, he found me laying on my back, one foot on the floor one up on the couch, tank top creeping up just a little bit so my belly was showing, one hand on belly, ONE ARM ABOVE HEAD.. clutching that squeeze cheese can. AND he has photo evidence that he will NOT show me or DELETE!! omggg!! And I'm supposed to be a Doctor that tells people NEVER to eat the things I am devouring in my sleep!
oh and I'd like to mention that I NEVER sleep like that! I can't sleep on my back.. I'm always curled up in a neat little ball and I always look adorable, not like a fat drunk man. haha
I just laughed so hard water came out my nose!!! Bahahaha you just made my day! If it makes you feel better I have another good one for you! So we went to my dads house for the last week (just got home today). Well, we found out when I'm sleeping restlessly that's when I sleep creep with food! Well my stupid cat kept eating my hair, we were on a tiny bed, and my husband kept kicking me. I FINALLY fall asleep. Where did I wake up? Upstairs in the kitchen with 3 cinnamon rolls, milk, tostitos, and a half eaten bagel with ketchup on it (yes, that is correct, KETCHUP!!). Mind you, I was asleep sitting in a chair with my head on the table, fridge door a'flyin! My dads dog was just sitting There staring at me, and my dad took a picture to show my husband before he woke me up! Thank GOD I went to bed fully clothed!
Ooops - haha. This is seriously so hilarious, why aren't we the talk of pregly!? Haha, lets just keep this post goin to tell hilarious stories related abd unrelated to sleep creeping! (best term ever btw) I wanna
LMAO Thank you so much for that i havent laughed that hard and long in forever!!! I had to sit on the toilet bc I couldnt control my bladder while laughing so hard and I laughed the whole way through. You gals are epic!
@momtobe19 and @misskristin I'm glad we can make you laugh! Imagine how our men feel! My husband said it's like waking up to find a crack addict in your house strung out on drugs, but instead of crack there is food everywhere and instead of druggies you get asleep pregos. Hahaha
@Mythica oh I LOVE pumpkin seeds! That's why I like Halloween cause we make our own
@lilbun915 I thought I should share that the night before last I was dead asleep and woke up just to make Ernie go get me oreos from the kitchen. I ate one, and went back to sleep! ) LMAO
@lilbun915 And here we go again! I was miserable so I took tylenol pm (doctor recommended of course) and passed out. My husband got home from work at 8 this morning and this is what he found:
On the bed we had Cheetos (again), a loaf of bread, cheese slice wrappers, cookie crumbs, and the pickle jar (thankfully sealed). On my nightstand a melted fudgecicle. I did in fact have chocolate on my face, as he carefully documented with his camera phone before waking me. There was cereal spilled in the kitchen, and the milk was out. Lesson learned from this? DONT TAKE TYLENOL PM OR YOU BECOME CHEF BOYARDEE IN YOUR FRICKIN SLEEP! Lmao
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@mrsstanley_x2....at least your husband learned that..my bd thinks he can fight about anything...lol
@snowwhitej he still grumbles, but he leaves me be or I cry. Haha yes, I sadly use that to my advantage
It happened, AGAIN.. ok? and, confession.. I have a thing for squeeze cheese right now, like cheese in a can.. not like cheetos- those are my number one, but I have been liking a squeeze on a cracker from time to time. Anyway, i woke up on the couch again last night and apparently I got up and had some squeeze cheese and crackers because they were placed neatly on the coffee table in front of me. My boyfriend was the one who woke me up this morning because he left for work earlier than me.. he sat down at the head of the couch and he goes "enjoyin that squeeze cheese huh? You wanna know where that can was when I walked out here this morning for coffee?" I go "OMG what!?" he told me when he walked downstairs and into our living room, he found me laying on my back, one foot on the floor one up on the couch, tank top creeping up just a little bit so my belly was showing, one hand on belly, ONE ARM ABOVE HEAD.. clutching that squeeze cheese can.
AND he has photo evidence that he will NOT show me or DELETE!! omggg!! And I'm supposed to be a Doctor that tells people NEVER to eat the things I am devouring in my sleep!
@Mythica oh I LOVE pumpkin seeds! That's why I like Halloween cause we make our own
On the bed we had Cheetos (again), a loaf of bread, cheese slice wrappers, cookie crumbs, and the pickle jar (thankfully sealed). On my nightstand a melted fudgecicle. I did in fact have chocolate on my face, as he carefully documented with his camera phone before waking me. There was cereal spilled in the kitchen, and the milk was out. Lesson learned from this? DONT TAKE TYLENOL PM OR YOU BECOME CHEF BOYARDEE IN YOUR FRICKIN SLEEP! Lmao