Vagina was kidnapped or ran away.....reward if found
Its pink and was shaved at one point..... Hasnt been seen in several weeks. please return....my husband misses it very much...it was like his bestfriend.
REWARD is one million dollars
REWARD is one million dollars
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I haven't seen mine in a while either, and pretty soon my bf will be shaving it for me lol
He laughed so hard at me when I told him I missed my tanooni. He touched it and says, "but, it's right here!" I said, "yeah, you can see it, but I can't; and I know what my panties look like before I put them on, may sound petty but I'd like to be able to see them on." He says, "that's okay, I can see 'em, I'll keep an eye on that for you" then proceeds to crack up laughing. :-W
I can't wait for this eclipse to clear, so I can see past my belly button.
I have a really bad habit of takin in strays. . . But if I see it ill return it...
If it wuz once shaved it prolly looks like a lil homeless man now, all alone, on the streets...