@kristaf22 hey I caught you drift that's why I put jk twice Im in school for criminal justice it would be a shame if someone took me serious my career would be over before it even started LOL!!!
Feels like she's squeezing my urethra (weird I know) I have these randome pains feels like my pee hole... and feels like I'm going to piss myself (tmi I know)
Husband is going to be angry when he comes to bed and finds the blanket tangled up under my fat behind. Second thought was if he doesn't like it he can eat dog poo.
I wish I had a toliet in my closet so I didn't have to waddle with horrible pelvic pain to the other end of the house to use the bathroom.....damn even a litter box....lmao...the millions of trips are killing me!
Lol Love that song and haven't heard it in ages! Shiny disco, disco, disco....haha I just downloaded it and I'm gonna dance my pants off...in my room! )
FML ppl piss me off they block my gate so I cant pull my truck in, now im comfy in bed with my granola bars n orange soda n just remembered....shit gotta pull the truck inside the gate! dont wana pay 480$ for another window because some neighborhood hoodlum thinks its funny to break ppls car windows! ooooohhhh if I ever catch that shithead (not a kid suspect is in mid-late 20s) (thought id clarify so yall didnt think id smack a kid lol) imma make him wish he didnt break my damn tinted window!!!
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