You know you're a breastfeeding Mom when? (Funny)

YNVTishYNVTish
edited September 2011 in Breastfeeding
For a good laugh finish this sentence....

You know you're a breastfeeding Mom when....
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I'll go first...

You know you're a breastfeeding Mom when.... Your not embarressed to push on your breast in public to see which one you left off on.

You know you're a breastfeeding Mom when.... Your 2 year old son is trying to breastfeed his sister's doll

You know you're a breastfeeding Mom when.... You have sex without a bra and it turns into a Disneyland Fantasia water show!

You know you're a breastfeeding Mom when.... Your at a family function and the daddy yells to you from across the room.. "Baby shes fussy, she wants some of that 2%"
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  • lily_glzlily_glz
    Lol!! You took my sex one lol.. well when you have sex and hubby can't figure out if its sweat or breastmilk on him lol
  • lily_glzlily_glz
    It was breastmilk btw lol
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  • natashalynnnatashalynn
    When your so finds white dots on his dashboard of his car when cleaning it, from you accidentally spraying while nursing in the car weeks ago. And he isn't grossed out.

    When you're amazed at the distance you can get with those bad boys.

    When you tell people she drinks 'from the tap'
  • myasmommy2009myasmommy2009
    When you are walking thru a store and every baby that cries you grab your boobs and beg them (in your head) to be quiet cause your milk is coming in.

    When your hubby finds nursing pads in the bed and it doesn't even faze him it was stuck to his chest lol.

    When you can go up three cup sizes in 2 hours and even if your so thinks it's sexy, your boobs feel like they have little lumps all over lol.
  • mschopmschop
    edited September 2011
    I can't wait to join the club lol
  • thirdtimesacharmthirdtimesacharm
    You know your a breastfeeding mom when...you leave the house with out cleavage and develop amazing cleavage within hours.
  • YNVTishYNVTish
    (True Story) You know you're breastfeeding moms when you walk out of a bathroom at a restaurant and as your passing ANOTHER new mommy it appears that a breast pad drops out the bottom if your summer dress so you both clutch your breast to figure out who's pad is on the floor but you come to find you still have both your pads. Whew, not mine!
  • Janet_2011Janet_2011
    You know you are a breast feeding mom when you freak out and get pissed at the stupid doctor who tells you that you cant breastfeed due to the antibiotics they are using to remove your gallbladder and you cry because you miss it (happened to me)
  • tinka1326tinka1326
    I cant wait to join the club... Really hope I can bf this time!!!
  • TheSmilingBeautyTheSmilingBeauty
    You know you're a breastfeeding mom, when you have to continuously check to see if your shirt/top is down (seems like everytime I look down, my shirt is up...no recollection of pulling it up or why it's up)
    ...when you shamelessly reach into your shirt/top to re-snap your nursing bra, while walking in public.
    ...when the baby cries and you regain your expert hide-n-seek skills
    ...when you set-up the breast-pump before you shower.
    ...when you wake up in a chilled room, seemingly sweating (breastmilk, of course)
    ...when you have to shield your baby's face, while feeding.
    ...if after feeding the baby, you both need a nap.

    My list could go on and on...

    Thanks @ynvtish
  • alilbouldingalilboulding
    @ynvtish my fave so far is the 2 %. I can so hear my hb saying that!!! Can't wait to join this club
  • happymommyof2happymommyof2
    When your toddler tells a random stranger I wanna pump my boobies too!!!! Lol love my daughter
  • EricaK22EricaK22
    When you forget to use breast pads, and you look down in horror at wet circles on each boob.

    When you say " woah! Im glad you weren't in the way of that!" because breastmilk is shooting everywhere

    When you try to cuddle up to your bf and he says "your chest is cold because its wet"
  • kdanielskdaniels
    ohhh these are awesome. i cant wait to add to the list :)
  • hayz_babyhayz_baby
    When ur boyf tells u that u consistantly smell of sick and booby milk
    when he calls u a cow and you know its tru:)
  • TheSmilingBeautyTheSmilingBeauty
    ...when you can't leave the house without feeding the baby or pumping
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  • momtobmomtob
    When hubby walks in from work and your pumping and all he says is 'mooo'! What a greeting huh!?!
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  • breewashington08breewashington08
    True story; when ur walking thru the store an start leaking thru ur shirt, an ur not even embarrassed about it... I had a gray shirt on also an it was very very noticable. :-??
  • momtobmomtob
    @ashleyfew lmao at 'crying over spilt milk'! Never thought about that before but it makes so much more sence now! The other day I was so sleep deprived at like 3 am, I had 2 bottles of milk I had just pumped and 1 bottle with like 10 mls in it that was left from her feeding. I almost pored the fresh milk out rather then the used stuff lol. It was not a big deal at all but I sat on the floor and cried for like 15 minutes at the thought of almost wasting 3 oz lol. I'm such a hormonal crazy person these days..almost 6 weeks pp..it does get better right lol?!?
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  • salsabiasalsabia
    When you and your baby smell like maple syrup from the fenugreek pills!
  • salsabiasalsabia
    When you get highly upset cause someone at work threw away you expensive box of mothers milk tea
  • Beautiful_AltarBeautiful_Altar
    When someone is holding your baby and they turn to try and latch on lol
  • Bahamamama4828 Bahamamama4828
    Haha @beautiful_altar I was just going to post that. My son did that to everyone.
  • Mylittleman2011Mylittleman2011
    These are awesome I love the breast pad drop to funny glad it wasn't yours :)
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  • Beautiful_AltarBeautiful_Altar
    LMAO @BAHAMAMAMA4828 my son actually caught my husbands shirt one time
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