Things you just dont say to a pregnant woman!
What's the worst thing someond has said to you so far?
These comments have annoyed me:
"Just don't use (insert name) because I want to use it!"
-really?! You aren't pregnant, not even in a relationship, not engaged, not married, nothing...so don't try to claim names on me!
"Wow! You're so big!"
-really?! Jeeze, thanks...that just made me feel great! How the heck are you supposed to respond to that?
"Oh, don't worry you'll lose all that weight once the baby arrives. You'll be looking back to normal soon!"
-really?! And what if I don't...will I look abnornal? How bad do I look now???
These comments have annoyed me:
"Just don't use (insert name) because I want to use it!"
-really?! You aren't pregnant, not even in a relationship, not engaged, not married, nothing...so don't try to claim names on me!
"Wow! You're so big!"
-really?! Jeeze, thanks...that just made me feel great! How the heck are you supposed to respond to that?
"Oh, don't worry you'll lose all that weight once the baby arrives. You'll be looking back to normal soon!"
-really?! And what if I don't...will I look abnornal? How bad do I look now???
Comments
-excuse me..but I believe you already had the chance to name your kids! Let me name mine plz!
whens your due date.. my answer.. a pause from them and then a .. wow.. i dont think your gonna make it..
oh dont worry its all belly.. after saying how huge you are..
oh sweety its just a lil swelling in the face...
Because of the names that I picked that aren't even crazy! I told her..."Are you going to push this baby out of your vajayjay?" Obviously she said no and I told her she didn't have a say then.
-Yeah, baby #5...but I guess maybe next time I'll ask if it's okay with you if we expand our family
-No I'm pregnant! And theres things I was told was not safe to eat
" you sure its not another baby hiding in there"
-Two words. Fugg you.
(because me & my bf arent married yet) YET being the key word! Dont judge my situation if you dont even know me!
You look like a beached whale! Wtf whats your wifes excuse she way biger than me and their youngest is in 1st grade! Ive only gained 12 pounds and im due sat!
Lots more but im done for now...lol
Stupid people!
- so I'm ugly when I'm not pregnant?
Excuse me I don't want to gain weight helloooooooo
Wtf people think cause I have 2 girls I can't have a baby boy
"I'm exhausted!" (-bf, countless times)
"I bet you feel like a whale" -random douche at work
@2girls_1boy I have 4 girls...and everyone loves to tell me I'm having another girl because well...they don't think I can have a boy...excuse me?? Please come a little closer when you talk to me...so I can ***** smack you!!
'You still here?' well I'm not some kind of mirage
'Have you had the baby yet' one more person asks me that i will flip!
'Any signs' same has above
'I think its twins' i don't think so
'Your baby's going to be huge' how the hell do you know?
And everyone including my mum, sister, aunt, his mum and dad and grandma seems to think we ain't going to tell them when I'm in labour or had him constantly textin/ringing to see if he's here yet! then they get all defensive when we say no we'll let you know don't worry
It's mainly the "you not had it yet?" Err...why? You think its normal to carry this much weight out front?! Do I usually look like this? Am I pushing a pram? No! Then I would safely say I have not yet given birth!!
Oh, and the constant updates required from family members :-) ! argh! Did I not tell u all we would let you know?! Like we're not gonna tell u!! What makes it worse is that the main culprits are the ones that will be watching the other two kids.... so obviously bloody not! You'd have two of my children with u... Der.
"I reckon you'll have to be induced"
Oh helpful!! And when did you get you midwifery degree?!
"Well make sure you call me when you go into labor" how bout no. I didn't even tell you the right hospital so.you couldn't just "stop by cause you were in the area"
"You must drop your son off at my house when you go into labor" you.must be freaking kidding me that you expect me to double the length of my drive so you can 'help out' by watching my son. Thus significantly increasing my chances of having the baby in my car *screw that I have leather seats*
"Wow you've gained so much weight its never going to come off after shes born" I've lost 11lb and im due sunday thank you very much. I'm going to be down 20-25 by the time this is done just by having the baby and loosing the extra blood.
Heh I could keep this up all night
(Even though I had a million gender checks stating that its positively a girl)
"Your baby is guna look like ....."
(No body knows who my princess is guna look like yet!! )
"It would be great if you go in on your sisters birthday, they would be considered twins just 7 years apart"
(No no no! I'm positive my lil sister don't wana share her birthday that's her time to shine and my baby needs her time to shine as well and just kuz they maybe might have the same birthday don't make them twins!!!!)
Ugh I can go on for hours..
"Do both of your kids have the same father?"
me "Yes, they are both with my husband."
Old fart "wow, that's great"
Then last wk my hubby called me his ump lumps like that's supposed to be cute. Ugh