whats the most nasty thing your bd has done

edited November 2011 in Just for Fun
My bd picked his nose and flicked it. Then a few days later I'm watching TV and look at the wall and see something. I thought it was a spider so I sent him to find out... no it was his booger! What has yours done?
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  • ---- cheated
  • Oh gosh! I've caught my husband flicking a booger before..!
  • Lifting his nasty ass leg to fart...and causing me to gag. I was like wow you've changed so much since we got married..what happened? His reply..I got happy! Hell I guess thats a good thing.
  • He passes gas in bed! It smells terrible & makes the blanket smell even!
  • My man's gas rarely stinks and same when he goes to the bathroom! He isn't normal lol.
  • @litababy lol I'm sure it be a different story if you were to do it. Lmao from now on gas will be called happiness! It's good he's happy but dang I wish happiness had manners.
  • Letting one rip under the covers! I HATE that!!!! It gets trapped & comes and attacks me later. And they always smell so effing bad!!!
  • Picked his toes and shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell. So gross
  • Catchin his fart n throwing it at me lmao
  • telling me has to go poop :/
  • @proudmomma it would definitely be a different story lol
  • Looking at my va ga ga well I was giving birth!
  • Omggg my bf opens his damn legs tooo fart its soo gross and soo annoying haahaa.:))) ooo and when he says he neeeds to go take a shit he's all like u want me to send u a pik of my shit I'm like ewww wth NOOOO lol...he's sooo gross but funny. I love him<3
  • His but stank is the worst I've got air freshioner in every room bc of it lol
  • Farting in bed then holding me under the covers! Or tricking me into looking at his poo! Nasty boy lol!
  • @Proudmomma my bf's dont smell either! They ARE weird
  • I've been with my bf for almost 6 years and I have to say he doesnt really do gross things
  • Brushing his teeth then wiping his mounth on the DIRTY underwear off the ground. So gross.
  • Omg I just remembered one..the hubbie and I where taking a shower together and he peed down the drain I was like Omg I can't beleive u just did that o had him clean the shower so I could take another one
  • Peeing in the shower, WHILE I'M IN THERE!! Makes me so mad!
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  • @kayleigh27 OMG I stopped taking a shower with mine cause he likes peeing on my leg!
  • My fella leaves nasty skids on the toilet bowl and leaves me to clean them! And also @proudmomma your baby is so beautiful! Just had to say that :)
  • damn some of this stuff is just plain nasty im lucky my guy doesnt do that crap
  • @Proudmomma Peeing on your leg?!?! I'm sorry but LOL!!!
  • OMG @ashleyfew my boyfriend does that too! Says its not that bad because he 'courtesy flushes' which means as soon as he drops one he flushes, but still. We have two bathrooms lol
  • This thread is too funny

    Farting while me and my baby are near his butt....barf

    Peeing & not washing his hands....now I have a habit of yelling in their WASH YO HANDS ...gross
  • Hmm let's see mine calls me while he's in the bathroom and has skyped me while going to the bathroom just to piss me off... Uses my bobby pins to cleans his ears... Picks his nose and tries to show me.. farts and blows it my way.. licks my face... Unlocks the bathroom door while I'm peeing -___- the list just keeps going I mean its funny at times but he does it cause he knows I get grossed out or bothered super fast so he likes to do it to see my reaction
  • @darknesofnight4u @kayleigh27 @proudmomma Omg hahaha I hate showering with him, he ALWAYS pees on me! He thinks it's so funny! I started watching for him and now when I think he's going to I slap his penis ahaha he doesn't try nearly as much anymore
  • Lol I told my hubbie if he did it again were never having sex lol
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