kids say the funniest thiings....

BlessedMommy

I've been trying to have my three yr old get used tp sleeping in his own bed becayse when the new baby comes he won't be able to sleep w me so the other night i told him that hes going to have to stay in his bed tonite because when the babyy comes mommy is going to be taking care of the baby and he said he don't like my baby because he's going to cry a lot & when the baby cries he isnt going to get rest to go to school ...lol

mz_sanders

Lol thats really cute. My sister potty trained her daughter by telling her that she wont be able 2 go 2 school if she doesnt use the toilet. Lol so got so upset about it cause she wants 2 go 2 school so bad.

BlessedMommy

Haha lol Aww how cute...my son says the funniest things sometimes....!!! My sister was pregnant so her stomach was huge my son asked of she was fat I told him no she's having a baby so we were at the store & he sees this lady and he asks her if she's having a baby its so embarrassing..so i had to explain to him not everyone's having a baby he can't tell people that ..

mz_sanders

lmao thats so funny but would have been embarrassing at the time.

kkmommy

Lol, my daughter has eczema so I always have to put creams and lotions on her, last night when I was putting on her she asked to put some on the baby so I let her put it on my belly, when she was done she said "daddys baby" and pointed to his tummy, I laughed so hard, I said "honey daddy doesn't have a baby in there, just looks like he does" lol

BlessedMommy

Totally I apologized to the lady like 3 times ...

BlessedMommy

@kkmommy Omg that's so ,funny !!! My son thought he had baby ...he said that he's fat because hes going to have a baby ....another thing he did was walk in on my sister breastfeeding and said when he has a baby he wants to feed him like that

rockinmomma

@BlessedMommy lol my 3 year old brother asked me last summer if there was a baby in my tummy (long before there actually was a baby in there). I had to explain to him "no your sisters just fat" lol I wasn't offended I found it hilarious. Gotta love kids

BlessedMommy

@rockinmomma...omg its so cute!!! but when he tells someone that isn't pregnant its super embarssing for myself and i bet for the person he asked...

kkmommy

@BlessedMommy lol that's so funny, he sounds super fun

mamaovboy3

I am 36 weeks pregnant, and one day at a family get together my 5 year old nephew approaches me and says "you really shouldn't have a brownie auntie" I said why. He then proceeds to say, " I mean you're HUGE!" thank you very much for the ego boost! Ha ha!

BlessedMommy

@kkmommy he is but also bit of an overly active handful ...lol !!!

BlessedMommy

@mamaovboy...hahahaha Omg how funny things they say ....hahah

mamaovboy3

Indeed!

mama_underpants

My kids and hubby went to my 1 st appt with me, and was in the room while I got my pap done, but by my head, so like he obviously cldnt see anything, but when we were leaving, my 3 yr old son yells out, babies come out of butts! , mommy, baby Faith gonna come out of your butt! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I have no idea where he got the idea from, but it was so embarrassing! Lol

firstmama

We were at the drs and a family came in. We all got to talking and birthdays and signs came up. The daughter happens to have my bfs mothers bday which is Aug 29. I went. " aww so she's a virgo! " the lil girl looked up at me wit the only face and said " I'm not virgo, I'm crystal " omg we all started laughin so hard. Y did she give each of us " the face " like I don't see what's so funny. She ws too cute

betty

I went to a superbowl party and i was sitting on d couch. A strange 4-5yr old girl looks at my tummy and tells me..... You have a baby in ur tummy, i said yes.. she tells me My mommy is also having one maybe 2. Shes got a BIG stomach... by the way mom wasnt preggo.... i had to changw subject.... too funny

eaparker

My 4 yo nephew proceded to tell his mom that his 7 month old sister was speaking spanish and that she was hungry. lol and no we dont know spanish! but there is no telling where he picked that up from.

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When I told my little sister(age 6) that me and my husband was gonna have a baby she looked at us and said "MAYBE NOW YALL WILL LAY OFF THE WATERMELON" lmfao implying that I swallowed a seed that grew into a baby! I pissed myself laughing.

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michelya

during christmas at my aunts house, I told my 5 year old cousin he was getting so big, he replied "that's what she said"

Chelsea91

I just told my three year old neice thats a baby is in my tummy and she replied no no there are.two and there both girls.....thankfully I had a ultrasound and there is only one baby

Rosebud

My favorite that I have to laugh about now was when we were in a store my hubby was racing my daughter (whose 3) down an asile chanting "I"m gonna beat you I'm gonna beat you" so we finally get to the register and he's holding her she turns to the clerk and annoucing to everyone "Daddy Beats Me" but the say it sounded my mouth droped open I half expected Child Services to be at my door the next day.

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starrxoxo9

I'm a Hairstylist and we had a wedding party one weekend. I was styling the bride and putting hair extensions in and I had them laid out on a tray next to me. One of the bridesmaids walked by with her daughter (who was like 4) and the little girl pointed to the extensions and said "mommy you forgot your hair!!!" Lmao it still cracks me up when I think about it. I can't wait til my lil one says funny stuff one day