OMG.. my husband just came home early and walked in on me!!!!!!!!
Okay.. so this is WAY too embarrassing to share with any of my friends.. so I hope you pregly's get a laugh out of it. My daughter is 4 weeks old.. and I had JUST got her to sleep, so I locked the doors and shut the blinds, and got my vibrator and went to the bedroom... LITERALLY JUST AS I was having my orgasm.. (and saying my EX HUSBAND'S NAME) I hear my husband say..... "UH HONEY... I'M HOME" OMG OMG OMG.. I couldn't lie, because he was already in the hallway!!!! HE GOT OFF EARLY, AND HAD BROUGHT ME COFFEE!!! I told him what I was doing, and immediately asked him to have sex with me, and "help" me out.. Well we did.. and god was he rough... (i'm wondering if he heard me and was pissed off!) but anyways, I am SO MORTIFIED. He didn't even SAY A WORD ABOUT IT and he isn't talking about it! but I'm so embarrassed!!! I can't believe I said someone else's name too!!! he HAD to of heard me!!! I feel terrible!! Anyways, thought this was pretty funny and HAD to share!
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And so what if he did? Tell him you were thinking about a celebrity or something if he brings it up.
when I need to get to business by myself(which is very often because I can't get my bf to have sex with me) I make sure to use the chain lock we have on our front door lol
.. he holds his temper well... I feel like he did hear me.