Somerhing yiur baby did that WOULD NOT be ok if anyone else did it .. :)

babiescomin2011

My son peed on my face when we were taking a bath just now and just started laughing,anyone else did that.. EWWWWW!

LittleFae

Burp right on my face

Demand my constant attention

Flick.a boogy on me

Yayal0vesy0u

Spit up on my chest! Lol

tashalou

Poo on my foot, throw up on me and sneeze on my face. Also dribble in my mouth, if anyone but my babies did that then it would be instant end to the relationship lol

snowwhitej

Pee on me or poop on me

DawnwaarsBaby

peed on me, pooped in my hand and smiled... and just a few moments ago she farted in my face... she really stinks, like a grown person.

BigBelly

Shot poo at me while changing him and peed in my arm pit while I was giving him a bath!

Newmommy_11

Sneeze breast milk in my face.

erikamrscollins

Popped and pees on me throws up all down my shirt and boobs farts on me if that was anyone else I might just have to beat them LOL

potato

My little guy smacks me in the face when I try to comfort his hungry rages while I get the boob ready. My husband and I laugh because he's mostly flailing his tiny arms.

Janet_2011

My 2 year old licked my face
And my almost 3 months old pooped my hand.. lol eww

Steph_Due_101611

Rip my hair out and kick my sore boobs