You know your BM is pregnant when....
So my wife to be is always reading a post called "you know your pregnant when..." So I figured I'd start one for the daddy's...
You know your BM is pregnant when she melts chocolate Exlax, pours it onto a brick of cream cheese, cools it in the freezer, then eats it all in one sitting.
You know your BM is pregnant when masturbation used to be a form of foreplay, and is now considered Cheating.
You know your BM is pregnant when she melts chocolate Exlax, pours it onto a brick of cream cheese, cools it in the freezer, then eats it all in one sitting.
You know your BM is pregnant when masturbation used to be a form of foreplay, and is now considered Cheating.
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when she farts on u
when she has that pregnant girl glow
when she waddles
when she threatens to sou on u