David, the annoying drunk..

Fate

I rarely let my husband drink, because he's so annoying when he does. Example; Peeing wherever he wants, sleeping like a dang rock and taking up the whole bed. Talking to me about dumb things (such as his game, which wouldn't bother me if it didn't take 2 hours to talk about and him following me around, forcing me to listen). It wouldn't be annoying probably, if all of that crap didn't go down in July. I never had a problem with it before that. But now I see him more as immature than an adult. So... I'm sitting on the toilet peeing, minding my own business... David (my husband), walks in, and shuts the door. I reach down to flick a little fuzzy thing off my pantleg... BAM!! Penis hits me on the top of the head. What The Fuck?!

Mimii36

Lmao! I realize this isn't suppose to be funny but I couldn't help it! I just died laughing. I couldn't even finish reading it to my bf because I was laughing so hard!

Fate

@Mimii36 I figured it would be funny to outsiders, but trust me, I wanted to punch him in the teeth!!!

Bahamamama4828

Lol! Sounds like my hubby.

Roxy

lol sorry but ur man is funny lol. besides the point i under stand were ur coming from the the drunk part

Fate

@Bahamamama4828 YUCK!

@Roxy I do not like it!

Mimii36

Lol. Its just so funny because I could see my bf doing the exact same thing except he would be sober. I definantly would have hit his ass being that's he drunk and obviously cant control his alchohol!

Fate

@Mimii36 He's totally different when he's sober. When he's drinking, I usually give him the stink eye the whole time.

Mimii36

I don't blame you! I don't tolerate drunkness at all! My moms ex husband was a drunk and I have very disturbing memories!

Fate

@Mimii36 I'M SORRY. I never grew up knowing what an alcoholic was, but dang! It would have prepared me!

Mimii36

Trust me..its not a preperation you would ever want!
Does he get drunk often?

misskristin

I would seriously slap him if my hubby did that.

Fate

@Mimii36 No, not anymore. He used to though and he begs me to let him, I usually say no. I have little patience with him anymore.

@jtmoon98 I don't drink either. I don't need alcohol to have a personality. Lol.

Fate

@misskristin Believe me, I wanted to! I'm still severely annoyed and it was over an hour ago.

CristinaLynn

Omgosh lmao I'm sorry for laughing...lol just the way you said it made it even more.funny. I understand about you being annoyed though. My ex was retarded when he was drunk...just very immature. So unattractive!!

Fate

@CristinaLynn You're SO right!!!! Ew! Just EW!

Mommyo4

Icky boy! I have never in 12 years seen my hubby drunk...I have heard stories though. I'm pretty sure he would annoy the heck outta me.

Mommyo4

Icky boy! I have never in 12 years seen my hubby drunk...I have heard stories though. I'm pretty sure he would annoy the heck outta me.

NylasMommy

Hahaha omg its 3:26am & im lol & almost woke up the Baby. ur funny lol but omg u should of locked ur hubby in a room so he could pass out & not bother u.

Fate

@Mimii36, @CristinaLynn, @jtmoon98, @misskristin, @Roxy, @Bahamamama4828, @MrsThompson34, @Mommyo4 And guess who doesn't get to sleep tonight? Almost 5am and he hasn't budged... Passed out at the end of the bed with no room for me!!

Alwayzbeenurz2008

kick him off lol I would.

misskristin

^^I agree...roll his drunk behind off the bed.

Bahamamama4828

Lol oh dear I would kick him off too or draw on his face and put bows in his hair

Alwayzbeenurz2008

lol @bahamamama4828

Fate

Its hard to roll 230lbs of dead weight.

Alwayzbeenurz2008

@fate haha I know how you feel my man well be practilly laying on me suffocating me and its really hard to move to get up. And thats when hes sober its 10 times worse when hes drunk lol

LilSugarsMomma

) Too freaking funny, this whole thing. To an outsider, of course. And yes, rolling that big of a man is NOT easy. It's nearly impossible. o-+

LilSugarsMomma

Wrong emoticon...

LilSugarsMomma

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LilSugarsMomma

Omfg nevermind!!! It's supposed to be the thumbs down dude.

Fate

LOL @ the emoji girl. Is that anime?