Omg I just been officially diagnosed as being psychotic cuz I'm laughing so hard I'm crying everybody looking at me like I'm fool but I can't explain it to them cuz I can't stop laughing
Well as mad as I am right now. U ladies r awesome!! The load of clothes I was folding was a combination of everyones clothes from since yesterday, which includes myself, him, and our 5 yr old son. We did go to a yard sale this morning where I puchased a baby outfit and a bib and a pillowcase made out of a baby blanket.....idk I'm confused .....and to top it off contractions have started back up...I gotta feelin its gonna be a long night...this sucks bc tmrw is fathers day and I didn't excpect any of this....wow what a day
If my bf read this he would definetely tell you ladies that I'd go psycho on his ass...I mean Alfred Hitchcock PSYCHO...knife in hand chasing his ass around the house.
Oooooh thats a hard one...I guess you will never know...unless you go to the persons house who was having a yard sale and somehow ask...I dont care how crazy they'd look at me.
Yawll r giving me terrible thoughts of torture that I can impend on him....maybe ill cook his fathers day breakfast with castor oil eggs and then baby oil the bottom of the bathroom floor and toilet so he bust his ass and shits all over himself....then ill make sure I hide all the toilet paper and leave the thong on the toilet paper roll.......then he won't have a choice but to come clean....lmao.....then ill punch him in the dick....hahahahahahahahaha don't ever piss off a severly hormonal pregnant woman....
Funny story... kinda.... found a condom wrapper in the dryer after doing husbands laundry .... WORK UNIFORM. I went crazy for a few minutes... then went to our room and found the condom hidden in the garbage.... our sons had gotten in to our night stand... ( 5 yrs and 1.5) .... when we were sitting down as a family for dinner i said... " i found something in the dryer today when i was washing ur uniforms.... a condom wrapper" he choked on his food and started swearing up and down " i swear ....i didn't !!!!i would never... " the look was worth it. I then explained to the boys we don't get in to mommy's nightstand... i think i took 10 years off hubby's life. .... are you 1000% they aren't yours? Maybe fell outta the drawer?
I'm so storing all this information in case BD ever gets any ideas! I thought I was vicious guess I'm just a novice in that department. When an old ex cheated I sold the ring and all his crap sent him a thank u basket with all receipts from my shopping spree and pictures of his burnt clothes lol huh I feel like a student compared to u ladies!!
I'm laughing so hard right now..... ahhhh laughing and contracting ahhhhhhh I'm positive they aren't mine...I couldn't even fit one leg thru much less wear them....I only wear comfy panites bc I'm due any day and nothing fits...plus I haven't been rich enough to buy victory secret panties since I was 18...b4 I had kids....
If this ur first inkling of cheating.. i wouldn't pounce just yet .. search the computer and his phone. Go through the car and see if. There's any other clues. Because of the pillowcase there's a tiny bit of doubt and he will exploit that... after that...then dick punch him!!!!
@gatorbob where the heck were you when I found out my husband was cheating!!!! I would of loved to have thought of something even close to your suggestions....lmao!!!
So have u asked him yet?? If it was me n he was asleep I would of already went up n der n said wtf is this shit ? Idc if he is sleeping or not ...I hate not knowing lol
Y CANT MEN KEEP THERE DICKS TO THEMSELVES AND THERE ONE LADY! UGH IM GOING LES I TELL YOU! DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THE DANGERS? HOW AND STD/HIV CAN AFFECT THERE UNBORN CHILD AND FAMILIES?! MEN R PIGS!
Duuude.. take them back to the garage aale house and ask! Lol it sounds so silly but i would!! Trust is the complete foundation of a relationship, ask and explain to them why youre asking. Lol youre piece of mind is worth it!!!!
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I then explained to the boys we don't get in to mommy's nightstand... i think i took 10 years off hubby's life.
.... are you 1000% they aren't yours? Maybe fell outta the drawer?
.. search the computer and his phone. Go through the car and see if. There's any other clues. Because of the pillowcase there's a tiny bit of doubt and he will exploit that... after that...then dick punch him!!!!